Hunter's Adventure: The Blood Qualification

Mr. Amlan Satan, cool vampire hunter, employed by NY-lady Liz, whose sister is caged by a vampire-coven, may find Earth-realm expression for adventure-things quick for shout.

Vampire-adventure quest inserted in-between my comics-crossover/trilogy piece, for your last Feb.-'26 weekend (thanks for reading), 

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LIZ: So it begins, wanderer.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Vampire-Hunter): I used to read comics as a lad, lady/hirer.

LIZ: You're my hiree, and this employ concerns seeking damsel caged by demons!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm a 'cool' Slovak-Algerian Catholic worker with crossbow, ok.

LIZ: I read your blog and knew you'd be open to such adventurism, for vampires.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Maybe I'm partial-vampire, Liz (ok).

LIZ: Whatever your background is for your interest is of no concern to me, ok?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, sounds-dialysis for leviathan, I suppose (vampires-arts).

LIZ: You're to get to the Grand Canyon and find a vampire-cult caged my sis.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: What's a NY-fashionista lady finding 'link' of her sis to Hell?

LIZ: Earth's bound-Rationalism, and my sis (Danica) had always been reckless!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, for a cool $1M, I'll do it with my crossbow, hon (ok).

LIZ: Bring her home, vampire-hunter, and maybe you'll get a magazine-photo.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's a nice prize-image for non-threatening vanity, lady, ok.

LIZ: Facebook-like.

Satan took to the Grand Canyon in search of a dark vampire coven of blood-immortals, invisible to everyday Earthlings. The cult had kidnapped the sister of Liz, fashion-woman worker in NY and employer of Amlan Satan. Liz knew her sis (Danica) had been too much of a road-junkie and found her way into the cage(s) of a terrible vampire 'club' of Hell; and Amlan was set to take his wooden crossbow/arrows weaponry to shoot blood-immortals square in the heart and retrieve Liz's sister (for doubt).

DEMONS: Nice shades, hero.

SATAN: You drink blood and prepare Danica's over a fire-pit for a BBQ, eh?

DEMONS: Who sent you, idiot?

SATAN: Danica's sister, vampire ghouls (ha).

DEMONS: We'll see if those sunny-shades in this Canyon block your 'IQ' for power.

SATAN: Power's ubiquitous, and these shades shall give me ironic night-focus, ha.

DEMONS: Well, we number in 10, and you're just a lone-wolf (here), mortal.

SATAN: Maybe I'm partial-vampire, vampire ghouls (ok).

DEMONS: We'd rather fight and flee than just give-away our doll Danica, idiot!

SATAN: Facebook-like.

LIZ: Thanx, idiot.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Vampire-Hunter): That million and magazine thing, hon?

LIZ: They're yours...for Danica (cool).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Those Grand-Canyon vampires looked like the Devil's legion.

LIZ: They were (ok).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Danica's getting treatment (Klonopin)?

LIZ: She's back under the care of her knucklebones NY-therapist, babe.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Great...demons never know-heaven, Liz lady (farewell).

LIZ: Facebook-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)