Spies: Not like Us (Part 3)

Amlan and Marcus, intelligence-groundhogs, enter the pirate-investor estate of Baron Ion to get info/art on new Earth links of gems, Russia-USA sanity, and of course, qualifications.

Politics adventure 3-part. Happy weekend, all (thanks for reading), 

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RUSSIAN: You two gents strike me as half-pirate but half-intelligence drawn, ok.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We invited you to this backyard area of the Ion-estate for fun!

RUSSIAN: Yes, yes, Baron Ion and Lady-Danica invited me for drink/chat, so ok.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We learned much of your treks as a 'rogue' finances adventurer.

RUSSIAN: Yes, but I feel somehow wary of what made you so curious of my art!
AMLAN/MARCUS: Well, let's say we're underground but overground-IQ curious!

RUSSIAN: Why're you nearing me, Amlan, with that syringe now (eh)?

AMLAN/MARCUS: Maybe sedate you to tell Ion, "Guest's cue for terrorist-gossip."

RUSSIAN: Damn, Baron Ion always liked keeping 'bad'-company for laughter.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We assure you we're not intelligence-operatives, Russian!

RUSSIAN: Damn you...and damn me for my drunken confession of suspicions.

AMLAN/MARCUS: Ha, Facebook-like.

When Amlan and Marcus got entry to the estate of Baron Ion (in Europe) to extract weighty-value info concerning incomplete-arts of underworld gem-traffic tying Russian 'rogue' finance for strange-bedfellows capitalism facilitating a new wave of profit-bridges between Russia and North Korea and China for world-power gains against Western-nations advances in a time of varied intrigue activity (e.g., Western admonished Russian invasion of Ukraine), they didn't anticipate getting their needed underground info (as actual undercover/covert intelligence-operatives from America) from a guest, a nameless-man called the 'Russian' (by Ion and Danica themselves!); nor did they expect the drunken Russian, a pirate-natured man of means/method/madness, to spring the right-info needed (about Russian underworld eye for N.Korea and China banks gains for Machiavellian/expedited profit-grids). Ion/Danica proved to be very much like...politics-adventure pulp fiction 'super' villains (for doubt!).

ION/DANICA: Why's the Russian unconscious out here, gents?

AMLAN/MARCUS: He suspected we were intelligence/spies, ha!

ION/DANICA: So...you sedated him?
AMLAN/MARCUS: We told him, "Ion would like a yard-laugh about pirates mad!"

ION/DANICA: What did you learn from our guest, then?
AMLAN/MARCUS: Maybe he said what we liked about the Russian underground!

ION/DANICA: Well, we guess you'll be parting-ways now, post-drink merriment.

AMLAN/MARCUS: That we shall, for we greet a newsies-club now in Brussels.

ION/DANICA: Something about gem-merchants in E.Europe for ground-stories?

AMLAN/MARCUS: Thanx so much for your hospitality (in Europe) for stories, ok.

ION/DANICA: Mind to keep our drunkenness a 'good' secret (Facebook-like).

INTELLIGENCE-BASE: We're working with Greenland, Space-Station, Iran (etc.).

AMLAN/MARCUS: Russian rogues run-wild for gems-banks IQ for Asian-bridge, ok!

INTELLIGENCE-BASE: You two heroes may like some stewardess-stories (now).

AMLAN/MARCUS: Maybe Trump would like our vote-comment about Greenland!

INTELLIGENCE-BASE: Much work (to do) for Western controls for mod-capitalism.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We concur; we're honored for our contributions to spy-game.

INTELLIGENCE-BASE: This new Earth spy 'game' is half-guess, half-Saturn, no?

AMLAN/MARCUS: Facebook-like (for arithmetic-evolution).

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)