Satan-v-Satan: A Divorce Quilting

Satan-v-Satan: A Divorce Quilting

A Story by Abishai100
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Amlan and Dana Satan are an idyllic (American) couple whose divorce-and-custody 'battle' offers Earth-realm expressions of things qualities.

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A divorce-drama/fiction inspired (loosely) by Kramer versus Kramer (Robert Benton). Thanks for reading, 
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Mr. Amlan Satan and his wife Dana had found a great contour-life as a junior-league hockey-coach and hockey-universe calendar-lady (model!) in a suburbia town called Echelon for American Homeland dreams. Amlan, a 2nd-gen immigrant Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American, thought the world of Dana and recounted how meeting her in the Dartmouth area forged a special Romanticism in his brain...until they had a darling-boy (Damian) whom they started noting as their private prize-token...with envy (Facebook-like).



DANA: My lawyer's gonnat get in-touch with ya, love.
AMLAN: This is horrible, and you were Dana Satan, lovely hockey-angel of mine!
DANA: Damian's mine.
AMLAN: So's this sweet-and-sour chicken on this given Sunday in Echelon.
DANA: Right, but you paid for this Chinese-plate with your hockey-salary, ok!
AMLAN: Dana, we had it all, we were special, and I was gonna make comic art.
DANA: Right, retire after a long-career in coaching in Echelon with me as deity.
AMLAN: Now, you make Damian our thorn, wow.
DANA: Boys (sons) lean to their moms, and I'm our son's mom, Mister Satan.
AMLAN: Our son is right...and Damian's ours...and after that...mine.
DANA: Incomplete-truth (Facebook-like).



COURT-JUDGE: We award custody to the mother in this case of labors/weight.
AMLAN'S LAWYER: We made it quite-clear, Judge...that Mr. Satan adored his boy!
COURT-JUDGE: The mother's side made it clearer (here), friend...Dana's won.
AMLAN'S LAWYER: There was hearsay-proof his coach-angst (losing) was case!
COURT-JUDGE: Sort it out personally, friend...the mother's side is Echelon-proof.
AMLAN'S LAWYER: Wow (Facebook-like).



Dana won custody post-divorce of Damian, the Satan's darling-boy. Damian was the prize, and the divorce in Echelon-USA had become the story (ok). Amlan returned to the Echelon condo he (once) shared with Dana Satan and started doodling a crayon stick-figure set Damian would have liked (really)...when Dana walked in to talk (ok).

DANA: Damian's yours.
AMLAN: What?
DANA: I won the case...took Damian to the park...put on his coat...and thought.
AMLAN: Thought what?
DANA: Maybe about that stick-figure doodle you just made (for Damian?).
AMLAN: Oh, yes...ha, that's right, ex-wife...my 'gods' of Hansel and Gretel (ok).
DANA: I have a revelation, Mister Satan, that our son belonged with you for art.
AMLAN: We were great once, weren't we Dana Satan?
DANA: I'm marrying my lawyer, Mister Satan (Facebook-like).
AMLAN: Earth's onsides...for quick-wits (thanx).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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