Oscorp-Arson: A Hero's Quiz Show

Idealist Bugle-newspaper man interviews (incarcerated) arson-'artist' (the Black Cat) inside the (new) Oscorp-tower for expressions of Earthling-quarks for doubt.

Marvel Comics fanfiction arson-marshmallow for your March-Sat., injected in-between my Robotech/Voltron project series fanfic/trilogy. Thanks for reading, 

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"Friends, I had become a special Earth-domains securities writer for antiterrorism and used my child's special crayon-avatar of Centurion-fantasy as my Selfie for things of Oscorp-jitters journalism post-know of my assignment(s) of evaluating the arson-consciousness of the ferocious thief-turned-terrorist lady named Black Cat (Ms. Felicia Hardy), a costumed/geared anarchist whose chemical/electric accident 'mutated' her into a misfortune(s)-artist for doubt (Facebook-like)."

BUGLE-EDITOR: You're to interview the Cat in a series of chats for arson-study!

ME: Sure, boss (Facebook-like).

BUGLE-EDITOR: Well, this venture-eye for our American paper is crime-psyche.

ME: Sure, boss (Facebook-like).

BUGLE-EDITOR: The (new) Oscorp tower is impressive, son...ensure good-work!

ME: Sure, boss (Facebook-like).

"The Black Cat (Ms. Felicia Hardy) had robbed bank boxes of diamonds and jewelry-stores and infuriated our American Homeland policemen before her 'accident' converted her into a malice-prone misfortune-crafter for Earthling jitters (damn). Now, she was held in Oscorp for study of her alterations in brain-chemistry for consciousness; and I, fearless Bugle-journalism 'prince' of this dark-case, was sent to interview her to determine some measure-weight for the breadth/profundity/weirdness of arson as a civilization 'energy' imagery for social/media lifestyle-and-culture commentary (Facebook-like)."

ME: They got me this (Indian) luchi-bread as hospitality-arm for your chat, Cat!

BLACK-CAT: Cool.

ME: How's it in this Oscorp-tower cell for studies and interview, Cat?

BLACK-CAT: I'm no Rapunzel, Bugle man (ha).

ME: Sure, Cat (Facebook-like).

BLACK-CAT: What do ya want, fool?
ME: Interview for city-and-world consciousness helmets for fires/energy, Cat.

BLACK-CAT: Sure, boss (Facebook-like).

ME: Why arson, Cat?
BLACK-CAT: Theft is merely (mediocre!) displacement of property/insurance.

ME: Arson?
BLACK-CAT: The mind's direct-control of flames for Earth-imagery of chaos!

ME: Fires of Hell, eh?

BLACK-CAT: For bread/fruit, Bugle man (Selfie-like).

ME: Familiar with the Notre Dame cathedral fire, Cat?
BLACK-CAT: No taller than 9/11, Bugle man (no?).

ME: Why arson, Cat?
BLACK-CAT: It's Hades' mulch of terrorism for knitting, fool.

ME: Doesn't insanity (or villainy) require some 'specificity' for hate?

BLACK-CAT: Arson (fire) is an encompassing-imagery for Earthling vertigo, fool.

ME: I guess the Bugle has me sat as an Earthling-diplomat for your yarn, Cat!

BLACK-CAT: Sure, boss (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)