Colonel-Gumm: Villain Profile

Dr. Amlan Satan interviews/treats the incarcerated criminally-insane Earth-realm villain/patient Colonel Gumm, nabbed by the vigilante Green Hornet, for expression of quick medicine.

A Colonel Gumm (comics villain) characterization in-honor of my upcoming Green Hornet project/series. Thanks for reading (Happy March-Sat.), 

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DR. AMLAN SATAN: As a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American patriot, I'm diplomat.

INTERVIEW: So, your New York incarceration center is treating the mad Gumm.

DR. AMLAN SATAN: That's incomplete-truth, since we're learning of his brain.

INTERVIEW: Well, this Gumm-man had an affinity for counterfeit things/stamps?

DR. AMLAN SATAN: He tried to glue policemen together to reflect post-office IQ.

INTERVIEW: This guy's real evil and insane too...and your treatment-center is IQ.

DR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm privileged to consider Gumm an 'avatar' for our NY-house.

INTERVIEW: That's weird, doctor...and it's Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

Dr. Amlan Satan saw the villain and criminally-insane Colonel Gumm, an ex-military man obsessed with glue and postage-stamps, incarcerated in a NY-center where Satan presided and performed special treatment exercises to study/understand/appreciate/decode the mind of darkness that Gumm boasted and was happy to offer some interviews for social/media culture invested in the chemistry of insanity/evil therapy (for the Ego!).

GUMM: How's my view, doctor?
SATAN: You tell me, colonel.

GUMM: I had angst for army-service and then found stamps/glue jitters, doctor!

SATAN: I believe you, Gumm...and this NY-housing is your time for therapy/IQ.

GUMM: I know I glued cops as stamps-heads and found myself labeled as Satanic.

SATAN: You mock my Slovak-pluralism surname, but I share surname with celeb.

GUMM: I know you reference a Slovak NHL-hockey star with your surname, doc.

SATAN: Miroslav Satan, Gumm...but this is not time for pleasantries, bad-man.

GUMM: I just like things of glue and stamps and cop fears for bricks/blood, sir.

SATAN: Here, you shall find some helmets for Earthling-things coins, Gumm (ok).

GUMM: Sure, doctor (Selfie-like).

NURSE: You're flirting with me, Doctor Satan.

SATAN: Did you know how the heroic Green Hornet (vigilante) nabbed Gumm?

NURSE: I fancy the thought (now!) you fancy-yourself (Selfie-like) as Hornet.

SATAN: I maybe am not the Green Hornet (himself), but I feel...valiant (now!).

NURSE: This media-glittered housing of the crazy-Gumm has you in neon, doc.

SATAN: Won't you have some coffee/wine with me on Saturday Eve, angel?

NURSE: Wow, maybe the Green Hornet would label our 'bond'...glue, Dr. Satan.

SATAN: Facebook-like (for evil's glue).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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