Mediocre-Thief (North American)

Adventurous eco-man crafts his North American eco-theater for 'blood-diamonds' motion/energy and 'hypes' a mediocrity/thievery superstitions qualia of mod-Earth pro-capitalism denim comics.

A world-heist IQ fun, inserted in-between my Green Hornet closure-series for your March-Tues. (thanks for reading), 

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FANZINE: You became the 'Shadow' to make British Columbia bloody-gems heist.

SHADOW (Mr. Amlan Satan): I was just a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American man!

FANZINE: You were just an eco-artist and used a special comic art doodle.
SHADOW: Yes, and this cyber-chat (secret) doesn't confirm I'm the Shadow, ha.

FANZINE: There's dark helmets for underworld (black-market) gems work now.

SHADOW: Yes, 'blood-diamonds' seep into Earth-pockets from African zones now.

FANZINE: You use water-guns filled with bank restrooms-made HCL (eco-art)?

SHADOW: My comic art hero-vigilante 'avatar' doodles are print for eco-theater.

FANZINE: You burned a North American (Ion-co). box and swapped gems/toys.

SHADOW: Glass-animal toys for Baron Ion street-gossip for eco-storytelling, ha.

FANZINE: The Ion-co. didn't want a pre-sports gems-ads eco-gossip for Hell.

SHADOW: I labeled myself a 'mediocre thief' for the Blue-Planet eco-holes, ok.

FANZINE: Ha, "If one is mediocre, he isn't a skilled thief...and hence...angelic!"

SHADOW: Good eco-art for comic fans for vigilantism-like hyperbole (maybe).

The 'Shadow' (Mr. Amlan Satan), Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Westerner and eco-artist, knew his infiltration into Ion-co. 'blood-diamonds' motions stretching between African warlord-zones and the UK for Xmas-jewelry consumerism and NFL-TV gem-ads for things of pro-capitalism superstitions would mark him as a subject-matter 'mediocre-thief' for mod-Earth 'troubles' of eco-consciousness and/or complications. However, he looked a like a slick surfer in British Columbia seeking a new-account for a toys-company while doing eco-performance art in the street outside the bank on the day of the heist and box-burn/swap of Baron Ion's rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' (Facebook-like).

EZZY: You wanna manage an organic-foods waffle-dive in Brussels (with me)?
AMLAN: Darling, I prepped you to aid my eco-heist 'theater' for your teller-IQ.

EZZY: And then you fell in-love with the teller-lady who became Rapunzel, eh?

AMLAN: A Vancouver eco-fable warrants extra credit gossip Baron Ion fears, no?
EZZY: Facebook-like (for a mediocre-thief).

Amlan and Ezzy flew-away for their Belgian-waffle organic-foods dive (in Brussels!) and would recount their harrowing eco-gossip 'hyperbole-adventure' in a Robin Hood reincarnation faerie-tale Ezzy (Amlan's now-bride!) dreamed of penning since she saw the treasure island (darkness) film Blood Diamond. This, in all-irony, had become a modern Blue-Planet pro-capitalism spirits 'ghost-magic' for modern things...onsides (ok).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)