Provisional-IRA: Between God & Insurance (Fiction)

An infiltrator of the UK-underworld makes cross-weaves story of things of diamonds and crime for a Robin Hood 'visage' worth a heroics/villainy dualism qualification.

Following-up/ending my Green Hornet project/series closure-day with this Irish Republican Army fiction/noir. Happy March (thanks for reading), 

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BELFAST BANK MANAGER: This guy who made eco-theater in streets was P-IRA.

DETECTIVE O'HARA: Provisional Irish Republican Army but he was a rogue/claim?

BELFAST BANK MANAGER: He used an eco-art prop water-gun loaded with acid.

DETECTIVE O'HARA: Burned the Ion-co. box and swapped gems with toys?

BELFAST BANK MANAGER: Claim of having ex-IRA loyalties for black market art.

DETECTIVE O'HARA: A Robin Hood says he's anti-crime for Catholics/Protestants?

BELFAST BANK MANAGER: Northern Ireland (UK) sees black-market woes lately.

DETECTIVE O'HARA: He had a Halloween-costume for eco-theatrics for gems.

BELFAST BANK MANAGER: Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American eco-artist in town?

DETECTIVE O'HARA: We're familiar with Mr. Amlan Satan's eco-blogs; account.

BELFAST BANK MANAGER: Mr. Amlan Satan, 'eco-librarian' has account here?

DETECTIVE O'HARA: Sure...he stores gems for street/stores trades/capitalism!

BELFAST BANK MANAGER: Well, this eco-thief of theater against Ion is unlinked.

DETECTIVE O'HARA: The IRA/UVF have been at-odds lately for the black market.

BELFAST BANK MANAGER: Geez, maybe this Robin Hood skirts 'pals' from both.

DETECTIVE O'HARA: Maybe he just hates Baron Ion (Happy Halloween).

"Of course, no one (really) cared about the eco-stunt heist of insured/rumored/smuggled black-market gems in a Belfast-bank owned by Ion-co. on Halloween-Day, since gossip flew the entire 'art' was an insider-game personal for Baron Ion (himself) who didn't care (much) for eco-activism or Earth-minerals mining corruption jitters of the heart. However, when gems-smuggling vehicles rolling into Belfast the following Saturday was destroyed, after the drivers were hijacked/ejected (so no one was technically injured), Detective O'Hara wondered if the Halloween heist of Baron Ion's gems was for-deed some hyperbole of Hell for inner-wars concerning the Ion-co. and the modern Blue-Planet black market for fiction/news (damn)."

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I generated a Green Hornet comics friendly deed-doodle.

INTERVIEW: No one has guessed you're the Robin Hood character in-question, sir.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I appreciate this cyber-interview (anonymous/secret!).

INTERVIEW: Black market woes complicate Parliament talks of commerce, no?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: The underworld's a threat to Catholics/Protestants in the UK.

INTERVIEW: So, you seek to resurrect the 'hyperbole' of Robin Hood as ex-IRA?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: My 'visage' of ex-IRA ties is merely for streets-gossip.

INTERVIEW: What're you some kind of jewelry-nut for consumerism-superstition?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm a big fan of Thief of Bagdad, and my doodle-art is by God.

INTERVIEW: That's of interest in this new Blue-Planet century of comic-movies.

LARYSA: You're not Robin Hood, darling.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: How do you know...don't you believe in reincarnation?

LARYSA: Did you really have ties to the P-IRA, Mr. Satan (Facebook-like)?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: No, but I'm writing something (now) about Maid Marian.

LARYSA: UK's fiction-dark, darling (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)