Earth-Turf: The Martian's Stinger

Brothers/twins (Americans) sharing a cyber-baseball writers-quill are probed by a Martian-man (claiming secret-know of a bizarre-love-triangle) who prompts a very-special Earthling quiz.

American baseball and Martian things blend. Happy reading, all 

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The Bros.-Satan (Amlan and Ajay), a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American 2nd-gen immigrant pair of Bostonians writing about the diamonds of American baseball in the 21st-Century, had known their special love-of-the-game had cast special lights of Earth-terrains analogies of war/peace for antiterrorism in the post-9/11 era, as TrumpUSA negotiated an 'evolving' globe-relation with Russia (post-invasion of Ukraine) for varied world-diplomacy 'matter' (e.g., International Space-Station). Amlan and Ajay had selected a very-special sports (American baseball!) novel/image for their very-special cyber-storyboard (or 'diorama') about the nature-diamond of the great bat-ball-fields-pitch-commentary-seasons democratic game of things comforts...and qualia.

MARTIAN: Greetings, brothers.

BROS.-SATAN: You read the cult-following of our Bros.-Satan Baseball (blogs) and email us?

MARTIAN: Need not think/know/believe I'm spying on you from the Red Planet!

BROS.-SATAN: Need not know the relevance/IQ of such alias-funny for our Blue Planet?

MARTIAN: We've read your blogs about treasure/insurance 'image' of baseball, ok.

BROS.-SATAN: We get license-feel for world-confidence 'matter' for love-of-the-game.

MARTIAN: I know psychic powers channels through...that you two are courting same lady.

BROS.-SATAN: What the Hell are you talking about, Martian?

MARTIAN: You two are (unknowingly) dating/courting the same American woman (wow).

BROS.-SATAN: This is not baseball, Martian.

MARTIAN: Brothers, you two are twins, identical, but differing by glass, in psyche, ok.

BROS.-SATAN: We don't talk to each other about our private lives and live separately, Martian.

MARTIAN: One of you lives on Boylston-St.; the other in Somerville (both Mass.).

BROS.-SATAN: Great, you read our blogs about home-locales, ok.

MARTIAN: You two are dating the same astro-turf and Astrodome fan woman (Shelbye).

BROS.-SATAN: What?

AMLAN: You're dating a baseball-fan dame named Shelbye, brother?
AJAY: Are you?
AMLAN: I am dating a Texan named Shelbye, fool.

AJAY: So am I, brother!

AMLAN: Did you blog about her?

AJAY: I did...and so did you (right?).

AMLAN: How else would this 'anonymous' Martian emailer know it?

AJAY: Do you love Shelbye?
AMLAN: Do you (Facebook-like)?

MARTIAN: Shelbye's gonna destroy your cyber-writers social media visage, brothers.

BROS.-SATAN: We're a tad taken by this (all), Martian.

MARTIAN: Take relaxation, brothers...perchance I simply note your blogs about Shelbye.

BROS.-SATAN: What does this (private/secret) email about our love/life have to do with baseball?

MARTIAN: We'd like you to cyber-pen a tale of Mars invaders kidnapping Shelbye as hostage-cinema.

BROS.-SATAN: Cinema-like?
MARTIAN: It shall resolve your cyber-rep 'jitters' now, brothers.

BROS.-SATAN: Why're you doing this for us, Martian (Facebook-like)?

MARTIAN: Let's imagine your baseball-blogs uplift something...for government.

BROS.-SATAN: Fair for fare, Martian...we'll do it (for American quick-wits).

MARTIAN: Farewell, Bros.-Satan...and Godspeed (for 'American' quarantine).

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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