Mars, NFL, Endymion, Quiz

Mars, NFL, Endymion, Quiz

A Story by Abishai100
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Earthling prince-of-sorts of NFL-fanfare is emailed by a spying-Martian who's curious about Blue-Planet grit/vanities 'things' of special/superstitious knit-for-knowledge.

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A Martian/NFL fiction. Happy March, 
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Martian spy-master being Endymion had been richly spying on our Earth-realm of 21st-Century sports-networks and knits for competition-midways symbolism 'know' of leviathan/uncertainty and how American football (NFL) had become a special war/peace duality consciousness vanity-mirror 'diorama' for things of offense-defense grit/toughness/teamwork/fear kaleidoscopes (for doubt). Now, Endymion started eyeing the pro-NFL spirits blogs of a special Earthling prince, Mr. Amlan Satan, a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Bostonian 2nd-gen immigrant who'd been talking of things of NY-town fanfare for new-gen energies of competition-midways knucklebones (for Heaven/Hell). Mr. Satan received a very-special (confidential) email in his in-box on a given Sunday in New England, from Endymion, who took the Selfie-avatar (for communications) of a scorpion-shape comic art/media 'avatar' (for things diplomacy). Follow along, friends (Facebook-like!).



ENDYMION: Like your blogs of Buffalo-town fanfare for new-gen energies, pal.
MR. SATAN (Amlan): Thanx, I guess (Facebook-like!).
ENDYMION: You needn't think/know/believe/understand my Martian-personage.
MR. SATAN: Cool (Selfie-like).
ENDYMION: I make 'wage' here you'd been '90s-decade heartbreak-Bills fan.
MR. SATAN: Right-o; boyhood-years, when they rocked in the AFC but lost Bowls.
ENDYMION: American football sure's become a print for things memoirs/vanity.
MR. SATAN: Yes, and there's new-gen Euro-NFL TV words of exchanges/hospitality.
ENDYMION: There's talk of Jags or Bucs moving to Europe or having games there!
MR. SATAN: Yes, and the Bucs new-gen QB happens to be a Bills-QB rival, wow.
ENDYMION: You like this new-gen Bills-QB in contrast to your heartbreak-era Bills?
MR. SATAN: I do recount the '90s-decade (heartbreak) Bills-IQ of losses-and-ale.
ENDYMION: What's so special, Mr. Satan, about these new-gen Bills for Facebook?
MR. SATAN: Let's say...as an adult/blogger...these new-gen Bills are knucklebones.
ENDYMION: For what?
MR. SATAN: My new-gen Bills have boasted whopping 5 consecutive division titles.
ENDYMION: If I'm not mistaken, they haven't (yet) reached a Super Bowl level, ha.
MR. SATAN: Mister Martian, I make 'wage' here this inquiry concerns...real music!
ENDYMION: Fair questions-qualia for fare, Mr. Satan...farewell (Facebook-like).
MR. SATAN: Cool (Selfie-like).



Wow, Mr. Amlan Satan sure felt his NFL-fanfare for NY-town sports superstitions spiced by the secret/confidential email inquiry made by the spymaster Martian, Endymion, who used a special comic art/media Selfie-avatar, scorpion-shaped, for things of Blue-Planet culture commentary/choreography (for wins/losses). Mr. Satan wondered how he'd spice his Bills-blogs for new-gen IQ concerning vanities of Super Bowl dreams deferred/unrequited and what such fantasy-things had to do with the distant Red-Planet (Facebook-like).



WAITRESS: Any given Sunday sandwich, prince.
MR. SATAN: Thanx, lady (Selfie-like).
WAITRESS: Like the Bills Summer training-camp story, pal?
MR. SATAN: You guys have nice Samsung-TV in this diner (sure!).
WAITRESS: Bills never seem to get Super Bowl music, damn.
MR. SATAN: This year-'26 shall offer something...quadrilaterals...for Martian envy.
WAITRESS: Sure (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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