Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Capitalism Quart (Part 3)

Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Capitalism Quart (Part 3)

A Story by Abishai100
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Vigilante-duo (Hornet and Kato) challenge maniac Gumm's plan of treasures-vertigo in DC for things of Blue-Planet quality (fanfic-trilogy).

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My Green Hornet fanfiction-trilogy for your March-Sun. Thanks for reading, 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media offers no commercial/explicit ties to Green Hornet storyboards/marketing and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We've found 'fare-game hyperbole' working as vigilantes against Gumm!
KATO: I concur, Hornet-man, that our DC work for black market gossip has IQ.
HORNET: We countered the evil Gumm's fake-gems placements/talk for stories.
KATO: Yes, our 'eco-theater heist act' to stir gems-origins/values talk was karaoke.
HORNET: That synchrony acrobatics in costume/mask made Gumm-gems comedy!
KATO: Gumm sought fake-gems spreads for black market sarcasm/jitters.
HORNET: We pared our eco-theater heist 'deed' with auto-chase of Gumm's aids!
KATO: This has been quite the DC-capitalism (diamonds/insurance) metaphor/IQ.
HORNET: We had to make eco-vigilantism 'hyperbole' to counter Gumm's chuckles.
KATO: It's been surrealism; we need to find Gumm's counterfeit-lair in DC now.
HORNET: Facebook-like.



The 'fantastic' masked half-invisible vigilantism-duo of Green Hornet and Kato found great words and imagery for capitalism fencing and idealism in DC after the maniac Gumm, an ex-army eccentric with postage-stamps and glue obsession for toys/fortune, invaded the American Homeland city and began storing fake gems in banks for black market sarcasm. Hornet/Kato chose to pair/pare their deeds of eco-capitalism 'visage' with Hornet's Selfie-avatars doodles-avatars of vigilantism-posture and youth-fun idealism and enlarged Gumm's contest-wrath for patriotism challenges (ok).



GUMM: There's such a cadence to American/capitalism culture, associate!
ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, we think the Green Hornet caught-wind of our locale.
GUMM: Hornet and Kato know of our library-basement counterfeit-production?
ASSOCIATE: Apparently Green Hornet interviewed many DC civil servants, sir.
GUMM: Well, we knew this was a 'game' of challenge, but this is frustrating.
ASSOCIATE: Our production of counterfeit-papers for gems-trades is good evil.
GUMM: I know that, associate, but you insist the Green Hornet knows our lair?
ASSOCIATE: Hornet and his kung-fu vigilante-ally (Kato) prowl around here now.
GUMM: Damn (Facebook-like).



POLICE-CHIEF (DC): Thanx, heroes.
HORNET/KATO: Our inception-act against evil Gumm's gem-theater was a heist!
POLICE-CHIEF (DC): Yes, your costumed water-gun/acid heist-stunt angered him.
HORNET/KATO: There was newfound gossip about fake-gems paired with comedy!
POLICE-CHIEF (DC): You then had to chase Gumm's road-warriors in your auto, ok.
HORNET/KATO: We made quite the underworld streets stir in a Gumm-game, sir.
POLICE-CHIEF (DC): I appreciate you confiding in me confidentially for heroics.
HORNET/KATO: The maniac Gumm sought counterfeit-bills spread for gems-talk.
POLICE-CHIEF (DC): Your use of street-actions and theater pared Gumm's arson!
HORNET/KATO: After we raided his discovered library-lair, he fled for prestige!
POLICE-CHIEF (DC): No one knows who you are, but you made machinery-oil.
HORNET/KATO: Facebook-like, sir (for American hostels/margins/reviews).

THE END



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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