Hornet versus Batman

Two great teams of vigilantes seek brag-rights to bring-down the maniac Colonel Gumm who only wishes to make Oct.-season NFL-media anti-qualia (comics-fanfiction).

Green Hornet vs. Batman. Happy Saint Patrick's Day, all 

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Friends, this is a darker tale of vigilantism, involving a path-cross between two teams/duos of great heroics in the Western world (American Homeland), and it concerns the antagonist nihilist bearded pirate of bad-NFL fears, the maniac ex-army man Colonel Gumm, a maniac obsessed with postage-stamps and glue and toys and bad black market helmets for hype. The two duos of vigilantism visage seeking challenge for heroics to detour the bad-view of the maniacal Gumm, Green-Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin found themselves (equally?) seeking to undo Gumm and (hence?) competing with each other for vanity (Facebook-like!).

Friends, Green Hornet and Kato had become great masked heroes of (respectively) smoke-and-light weapons handheld use and awesome kung-fu. On the flip-side of things, Batman and Robin had become great masked heroes of 'cool' espionage and schematics/combats controls for dealing with the evil and criminally-insane. When Devil's Night, the night pre-Halloween fast approached, the maniac Gumm sought a horrid raid of an NFL media-gathering tied to Munich/Germany...and the two duos of vigilantism sought to prevent outright terrorism news/story. Who'd carry the day here for half-invisible news (Facebook-like)?

HORNET/KATO: This territory is marked for genius of smoke-gun and kung-fu!

BATMAN/ROBIN: Nah, what the NFL media/office needs for anti-Gumm...is us.

HORNET/KATO: No, Batman and Robin, despite your IQ, Gumm requires brains!

BATMAN/ROBIN: Hey, hey, Green-Hornet and Robin...we're nobody's fools, ha.

HORNET/KATO: We've found each other intersected in this NFL-event lot, heroes.

BATMAN/ROBIN: Fair for fare, heroes; you try first, and you'll fail; we'll rescue!

HORNET/KATO: On this given Sunday on the Blue Planet, Hornet-Kato shine (ha).

BATMAN/ROBIN: Facebook-like.

Friends, would you believe it was Green Hornet and Kato who carried the day and prevented a 'pronounced' pro-Gumm terrorism news/story at the NFL-media event for promotion of world-TV hospitality (tied 'nicely' to Munich/Germany)? It was true. Hornet/Kato used smoke and kung-fu so well (in-deed) that Batman and Robin were (equally?) impressed to concede the deed required was found (for Heaven/Hell). Gumm ended up self-exiling himself, somewhere in the Pacific, where he'd use his WiFi-toys to (privately/anonymously) critique Blue-Planet sports-media 'culture' for anti-civilization knit (damn).

GREEN HORNET: This was a fine madness, Kato pal.

KATO: Facebook-like (for Gumm's Halloween).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)