Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 1)

Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 1)

A Story by Abishai100
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As the maniac pirate-nihilist Gumm returns from self-exile to threaten DC/gems, the vigilante teams of Hornet/Batman contend for the laurel of anti-evil quote (3-part story).

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Green Hornet and Batman crossover project/series for your fanfic-eye. Thanks for reading (Happy March), 
DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We know that we're not alone in this endeavor to intercept Gumm's Hell.
KATO: Hornet man, while we've become Earth vigilantism force, we've a rival now.
HORNET: Gumm, maniac of stamps/glue/leviathan, remains our nemesis, though.
KATO: Well, while we're vigilantes to run against Gumm, we've a rival-force now.
HORNET: Kato pal, you're right; and I originally thought no one would rival us!
KATO: We've smoke-guns and kung-fu and our own style of sharp infiltrations, ok.
HORNET: Our rivals, also masked vigilantes, also seek to undo Gumm's evil, pal.
KATO: Our rivals, Hornet man, this 'Batman-and-Robin' duo...are not foolish, ok!.
HORNET: Kato pal, we shall see which vigilante-team finds Gumm's DC-gems evil.
KATO: Facebook-like (for Halloween).



The great Green Hornet and his vigilante-ally for heroics and dark-crimes solutions quest(s), Kato, had become a magnificent vigilantism-'force' for Western world (American Homeland) vigilance-eye; and when the evil ex-military man Gumm, a bearded pirate nihilist with postage-stamps and glue obsession and anti-capitalism 'consciousness' for Hell, sought a massive black market underworld gems-transport for smugglers-smile into DC, Hornet/Kato knew their mission was clear. However, Green Hornet and Kato quickly found-out their new Earth vigilantism-'force' rivals ('Batman' and 'Robin') were equally charged to take down Gumm's DC-smugglers 'paint' for Hell. While Hornet/Kato had their own style of crime-fighting, Batman/Robin boasted a more street-rugged gritty (but equally weaponized/acrobatic) form of tackling insanity and/or evil (Facebook-like!).



GUMM: The Green Hornet and Batman team thought they had me self-exiled, ha.
ASSOCIATE: Well, you're back to make (more) 'troubles'-news in DC for records!
GUMM: Associate, we've hired fancy-ladies to drive big-trucks holding dark gems.
ASSOCIATE: That's great, Lord Gumm...and we're sure we employees find profits.
GUMM: DC's mine, associate...and we'll see if Hornet/Batman find-out our Hell.
ASSOCIATE: Our 'legion' of lady-drivers shall veil the smugglers-inway as 'cool.'
GUMM: Let's see if Hornet/Batman have any challenge worth a qualia (ha).



HORNET: Look, this mission belongs to my team; and Kato's got needed kung-fu.
BATMAN: No way, Green Hornet man...Robin and I know Gumm's DC intention.
HORNET: Batman, you and Robin may think-out the blackness of insanity, ok?
BATMAN: We'll consult with ya, Hornet man; but we intend to destroy Gumm's DC.
HORNET: Well, Kato and I feel this black-gems motion (in DC) needs spot-check.
BATMAN: May the 'cool-team' find the 'swift-block' here, Hornet man (damn).
HORNET: For Gumm (Facebook-like).

TO BE CONTINUED...



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on March 18, 2026
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