Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 3)

Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 3)

A Story by Abishai100
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As the maniac pirate-nihilist Gumm returns from self-exile to threaten DC/gems, the vigilante teams of Hornet/Batman contend for the laurel of anti-evil quote (3-part story).

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Green Hornet and Batman crossover project/series for your fanfic-eye. Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We've made discovery that Gumm will unfurl his DC-smuggle plan in AM.
KATO: Yes, Hornet man...he'll ride into the city with gem-transport vehicles in AM.
HORNET: This maniac bearded-pirate nihilist Gumm seeks early-morn DC fire-art.
KATO: I am thinking we'll see a 'legion' of vehicles (trucks maybe) moving gems.
HORNET: 'Tis a 'grand' Halloween-AM pre-Xmas jewelry-consumerism DC-joke, pal.
KATO: And we've found this clue with DC-street signs of Gumm's smuggle-laugh!
HORNET: We just may've found this clue for interception before Batman/Robin.
KATO: Happy Halloween, Green Hornet (Facebook-like).



So as it turned out, the magnificent vigilantism-duo of masked heroics, Green Hornet and Kato, found-out Gumm's evil DC-AM morning gems-transport to American Homeland city banks on Halloween-Day for a bad-theater of black market jitters/gossip/pageantry. Hornet/Kato knew this truck/vehicle motion for gem-theater on Halloween signaled bad capitalism Ego word (for the dark side!) and sought to pre-empt the vigilante-intercept sought (equally?) by their masked-vigilantism rivals of (equal?) heroics...Batman and Robin.

BATMAN: We maybe are more street-smarts than Green Hornet and Kato, Robin.
ROBIN: Batman, but as you implied, maybe Hornet/Kato discovered Gumm's art!
BATMAN: We thought Gumm would have some gems-smuggling by account-acts.
ROBIN: This doesn't seem to be the case...regular business-day transfers for IQ.
BATMAN: Well, maybe Hornet/Kato have won this round for anti-Gumm capital!
ROBIN: We fought alongside Hornet/Kato (somewhat) to dispel Gumm before.
BATMAN: Well, ha...maybe Gumm's got more bad-roads work for this rivalry, pal.
ROBIN: The 'fantastic' Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin rivalry continues...for IQ.
BATMAN: Happy Halloween (Facebook-like).



POLICE-CHIEF: Great work, hero-men (ha).
HORNET/KATO: We intercepted Gumm's 'legion' of vehicles early-AM (Halloween).
POLICE-CHIEF: You had costumes and water-guns loaded with acid for gossip, ok!
HORNET/KATO: We countered Gumm's roads-parade with eco-chemistry comedy.
POLICE-CHIEF: When you discovered fake gems, you called us cops, and we flew.
HORNET/KATO: Gumm was nowhere to be found...the lady-drivers were decoys.
POLICE-CHIEF: At least this Halloween-Day DC-smuggling 'theater' was diluted.
HORNET/KATO: With a 'cool' water-gun eco-know (Facebook-like), Chief (ok).



GUMM: We were foiled, by the Green Hornet, associate (damn).
ASSOCIATE: We're onto phase-2 of some grand smuggling-sarcasm methodology?
GUMM: That we are, and it takes us to New Orleans, associate (pro-evil).
ASSOCIATE: So, you dropped a note to Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin for game.
GUMM: That I did, associate...for these 2-teams of vigilantes seek contests, ok.
ASSOCIATE: Diamonds are forever, Lord Gumm (Facebook-like).

THE END



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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