Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 1)

Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 1)

A Story by Abishai100
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As the maniac pirate-nihilist Gumm draws (competing) vigilante teams of Hornet/Batman to Mardi-Gras for capitalism-weights, quadratics ensues (3-part story).

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Green Hornet and Batman crossover project/series for your fanfic-eye. Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: Well, Kato pal...we've outmatched our rivals Batman/Robin in DC, ok!
KATO: We worked alongside our rivals Batman/Robin to fight Gumm pre-return.
HORNET: Gumm was 'moved' to self-exile pre-return and had us fight in DC, wow.
KATO: That maniac bearded pirate-nihilist Gumm is all image of anti-capitalism.
HORNET: We found Gumm in DC and had a 'contest' with Batman/Robin for goods.
KATO: And Hornet man, we managed to outmatch Batman/Robin for DC-shine, ok.
HORNET: Well, Kato pal...now Gumm has us chase him all the way to Louisiana.



The magnificent vigilante-duo Green Hornet and Kato managed to catch-wind of evil Gumm's maniac-plan of gem-smuggling pageantry for anti-capitalism 'jitters' in DC; Hornet/Kato met with their vigilantism-work rivals of (equal?) heroics, the masked Batman/Robin (pair of gents!), in DC when evil Gumm required a proportion-match for pro-capitalism defenses; and Hornet/Kato caught-wind of Gumm's evil schematic on Halloween-Day before rival-vigilantes Batman/Robin did and claimed laurel of 'exorcism' for DC-fences (ok). Now, with Gumm having both forces of vigilantism (Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin) chase the evildoer to New Orleans (Louisiana), Batman and Robin sought to even-up this vigilante 'game-show' contest by catching Gumm in that great land of Mardi-Gras ahead of any reach of Hornet/Kato (ok).



GUMM: Associate, we've opted to land in Louisiana to continue our contest-views.
ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, Green Hornet's force managed to catch your DC-evil, ok!
GUMM: Associate, we've opted to continue our continent trek of fun-badness, ha.
ASSOCIATE: We've found our way to New Orleans for some diamond-store raids!
GUMM: I know our motion, with gossip-word, inspired our enemy-heroes to chase.
ASSOCIATE: Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin shall compete to see who can win!
GUMM: Those two (separate) vigilantism-teams shall compete to catch me, ha.
ASSOCIATE: We'll see if they can stop our Mardi-Gras plans to raid gem-stores, sir?
GUMM: That's the Mardi-Gras plan, associate...Facebook-like (anti-capitalism).



POLICE-CHIEF: Seems this town needs some contest-art show between vigilantes?
HORNET: That's my hope, Chief; and it's why I've opted to seek your private word!
POLICE-CHIEF: I appreciate you confiding in me; Batman seems more reluctant!
HORNET: Kato and I chase-aways Gumm with speed (in DC) faster than Batman.
POLICE-CHIEF: That's interesting, Hornet friend...vigilantism/crime is funny-art.
HORNET: Chief, we intend to complement all good works of your overground cops.
POLICE-CHIEF: That's good-story, Hornet....since we think Gumm wants gem-fires.
HORNET: There's some recent (major) gem-stores investments of TV-ads quality?
POLICE-CHIEF: You know right, Hornet...and we know Gumm likes crime wave.
HORNET: Mardi-Gras game of fire-prevention ensues, Chief (Facebook-like).

TO BE CONTINUED...



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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