Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 1)A Story by Abishai100As the maniac pirate-nihilist Gumm draws (competing) vigilante teams of Hornet/Batman to Mardi-Gras for capitalism-weights, quadratics ensues (3-part story).
Green Hornet and Batman crossover project/series for your fanfic-eye. Thanks for reading (Happy March),
DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations). ---- ==== HORNET: Well, Kato pal...we've outmatched our rivals Batman/Robin in DC, ok! KATO: We worked alongside our rivals Batman/Robin to fight Gumm pre-return. HORNET: Gumm was 'moved' to self-exile pre-return and had us fight in DC, wow. KATO: That maniac bearded pirate-nihilist Gumm is all image of anti-capitalism. HORNET: We found Gumm in DC and had a 'contest' with Batman/Robin for goods. KATO: And Hornet man, we managed to outmatch Batman/Robin for DC-shine, ok. HORNET: Well, Kato pal...now Gumm has us chase him all the way to Louisiana. ![]() The magnificent vigilante-duo Green Hornet and Kato managed to catch-wind of evil Gumm's maniac-plan of gem-smuggling pageantry for anti-capitalism 'jitters' in DC; Hornet/Kato met with their vigilantism-work rivals of (equal?) heroics, the masked Batman/Robin (pair of gents!), in DC when evil Gumm required a proportion-match for pro-capitalism defenses; and Hornet/Kato caught-wind of Gumm's evil schematic on Halloween-Day before rival-vigilantes Batman/Robin did and claimed laurel of 'exorcism' for DC-fences (ok). Now, with Gumm having both forces of vigilantism (Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin) chase the evildoer to New Orleans (Louisiana), Batman and Robin sought to even-up this vigilante 'game-show' contest by catching Gumm in that great land of Mardi-Gras ahead of any reach of Hornet/Kato (ok). ![]() GUMM: Associate, we've opted to land in Louisiana to continue our contest-views. ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, Green Hornet's force managed to catch your DC-evil, ok! GUMM: Associate, we've opted to continue our continent trek of fun-badness, ha. ASSOCIATE: We've found our way to New Orleans for some diamond-store raids! GUMM: I know our motion, with gossip-word, inspired our enemy-heroes to chase. ASSOCIATE: Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin shall compete to see who can win! GUMM: Those two (separate) vigilantism-teams shall compete to catch me, ha. ASSOCIATE: We'll see if they can stop our Mardi-Gras plans to raid gem-stores, sir? GUMM: That's the Mardi-Gras plan, associate...Facebook-like (anti-capitalism). ![]() POLICE-CHIEF: Seems this town needs some contest-art show between vigilantes? HORNET: That's my hope, Chief; and it's why I've opted to seek your private word! POLICE-CHIEF: I appreciate you confiding in me; Batman seems more reluctant! HORNET: Kato and I chase-aways Gumm with speed (in DC) faster than Batman. POLICE-CHIEF: That's interesting, Hornet friend...vigilantism/crime is funny-art. HORNET: Chief, we intend to complement all good works of your overground cops. POLICE-CHIEF: That's good-story, Hornet....since we think Gumm wants gem-fires. HORNET: There's some recent (major) gem-stores investments of TV-ads quality? POLICE-CHIEF: You know right, Hornet...and we know Gumm likes crime wave. HORNET: Mardi-Gras game of fire-prevention ensues, Chief (Facebook-like). TO BE CONTINUED... ![]() "Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). ==== "Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes) © 2026 Abishai100 |
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Added on March 19, 2026 Last Updated on March 19, 2026 AuthorAbishai100NJAboutStudent/Minister; Hobbies: Comic Books, Culinary Arts, Music; Religion: Catholic; Education: Dartmouth College more.. |





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