Bodyguard: American Chimera

The "Shadow" (Amlan Satan) is a bodyguard-for-hire in the universe of media/NFL 'things' and makes for a cool acidic expression for frighteners-quickening.

Inserting this bodyguard-adventure noir in-between my Hornet/Batman fanfic series/project. Happy March, 

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LISA: Chemical weapons, Mister Guard?
MR. AMLAN SATAN (Bodyguard-for-Hire): I put Hollywoodland-spice for heroics!

LISA: Your special (confidential) cyber-club access company is quite the rage, ok.

SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American 2nd-gen immigrant fan of movies!

LISA: Your company, sir...Bodyguard-for-Hire didn't mention chemical weapons.

SATAN: Miss Lisa, I can assure you your NFL-event stalker needs frightener-art.

LISA: You wish to 'spook' my stalker into oblivion with gossip-claims of acid-gun.

SATAN: Sure...and it's all for you, 'Planet Hollywood hyperbole' IQ, and aliens, ha.

LISA: My stalker (Slasher) claims he's anti-immigration, sir.

SATAN: Miss Lisa...your work with populism-friendly stories is what drew psycho.

LISA: You think my personage-appearance at an NFL-event requires acid-guns.

SATAN: Well, this NFL-team spotlighted has Euro-branch view; and Slasher-IQ.

LISA: Damn, if we met in another (past) life, I make 'wage' here we were in-love!

SATAN: You're quite gorgeous, Miss Lisa...and I consider myself a real Peter Pan!
LISA: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell)?

Friends, Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American ice-hockey universe fan/investor and Wall-St. man and fan-blogger of the athletics-feats of fellow-compatriot star Miroslav Satan, had altered his life and became a media-universe privately-hired (personal) bodyguard and found-way into the arm of the lovely Miss Lisa who'd become a mark of Hell because of a psycho (stalker) named Slasher. The 'Slasher' wished to drown Lisa's special foray into the media-ads worlds of eco-capitalism and Western sports (e.g., Euro-NFL TV); and Satan (her great fantastic bodyguard) sought to counter move with frightener-grass of cyber-gossip generated with bluff-words of paranoia of HCL (corrosive-acid!) guns using the night-vision Hollywood-fencing alias 'Shadow' (reference to a comic 'angel'). Was this Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell)?

FANZINE: Fan of Celebrity, Shadow?

SATAN: Hey, I consented to this (confidential) e-interview for Bodyguard-for-Hire!

FANZINE: Wish to non-confirm you're the Shadow?

SATAN: Sure (Facebook-like).

FANZINE: Word's you gotta snatch new-job for a media-spotlight of the KC-Chiefs?

SATAN: Sure (Facebook-like).

FANZINE: Bodyguarding a prominent NFL-universe daughter, eh?

SATAN: She's a real cheerleader!

FANZINE: Believe in aliens?

SATAN: This is an Earth of UFO-phones; and I'm the shadow-of-heaven, pal.

FANZINE: Congrats on nabbing Slasher...good-NFL quick-wits, pal.

SATAN: Selfie-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)