Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 2)

Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 2)

A Story by Abishai100
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As the maniac pirate-nihilist Gumm draws (competing) vigilante teams of Hornet/Batman to Mardi-Gras for capitalism-weights, quadratics ensues (3-part story).

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Green Hornet and Batman crossover project/series for your fanfic-eye. Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: Well, Kato pal...we've chased Gumm the maniac all the way to here!
KATO: Hornet man, I know we're making this contest-eye against our hero-rivals.
HORNET: I know we're cool masked vigilantes, and Batman/Robin are our rivals!
KATO: Yes, Hornet man, we're cool allies of heroics, and Batman/Robin dare us.
HORNET: We worked alongside Batman and Robin against Gumm in the past, ok.
KATO: We outmatched Batman/Robin in DC against Gumm's evil-eye, sure, ok.
HORNET: Let's see which vigilante-team has the cooler-eye here in Mardi-Gras.



While the magnificent vigilante team of Green Hornet and Kato wandered around in mask/costume feeling festive for the Mardi-Gras season in New Orleans (Louisiana, USA), they inquired of the 'know' of the nemesis Gumm and his gem-hellmouth plans for bad-capitalism laughter in the American Homeland (Facebook-like). While Hornet/Kato knew they found 'cool'-confidence having usurped the evil-art of the nihilist Gumm in the past, outmatching their hero-vigilante rivals (Batman and Robin), Kato wondered if Batman/Robin, who'd become somewhat more street-'gritty' masked vigilantes for infiltrations into the insane 'universe' of evil(s), would find swifter solutions to Gumm's invention of gem-criminality in Louisiana (Facebook-like).



GUMM: Mardis-Gras nears, and there's already pedestrians festive in masks, ok!
ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, some of these masked Americans may be our enemies!
GUMM: I know that well, associate; and the Hornet/Batman teams challenge us!
ASSOCIATE: Well, it was the Green Hornet team that foiled us in DC, Lord Gumm.
GUMM: I know that well, associate; and I wonder if Batman/Robin seek edge now.
ASSOCIATE: Our New Orleans plan this traffic-festive season is jewelry-raiding?
GUMM: Selfie-like.



POLICE-CHIEF: Good to have you here in New Orleans, regardless of outcomes.
HORNET: Thanx, Chief (Facebook-like).
POLICE-CHIEF: Gumm's evil.
HORNET: We know it now, Chief (Selfie-like).
POLICE-CHIEF: Hear the cyber-word on these jewelry raids by Gumm's associates?
HORNET: Surely, Chief (evil's arm).
POLICE-CHIEF: Maybe what's needed to reverse raiders is (simple) muscle, Hornet.
HORNET: Sure, Chief (for doubt).

TO BE CONTINUED...



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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