Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 3)

Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 3)

A Story by Abishai100
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As the maniac pirate-nihilist Gumm draws (competing) vigilante teams of Hornet/Batman to Mardi-Gras for capitalism-weights, quadratics ensues (3-part story).

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Green Hornet and Batman crossover project/series for your fanfic-eye. Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


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HORNET: Well, Kato pal, we thought to outmatch our hero-rivals once-more, ok.
KATO: We've become the ultimate vigilantism-rivals of Batman and Robin, sure!
HORNET: We outmatched them in DC, but Batman/Robin found New Orleans IQ.
KATO: Yes, Hornet man; Batman/Robin roped Gumm's minions making raids, wow.
HORNET: That maniac Gumm has flown-away (once-more)...to the Windy-City, ok.
KATO: Well, there's one more round of this Gumm-chase for double-vigilantism?
HORNET: Facebook-like (for after Mardi-Gras).



Well, the magnificent vigilantism-team of Green Hornet and Kato had outmatched their hero-rivals (Batman and Robin) in DC while (equally?) chasing the evil nihilist/nemesis (Gumm), a bearded pirate with an obsession with postage-stamps, glue, and bad-capitalism laugh (damn). However, Batman and Robin (arguably) more street-gritty masked vigilantes for fighting the insanity of evil in the Western world, found return-serve in New Orleans, in the Mardi-Gras season, with a fencing-off of Gumm's zany evil minions ('associates') who were raiding stores (mostly jewelry) to make an anti-festivity image for underworld weirdness (ok). Batman/Robin knew their contest with Hornet/Kato was far from over, however, since Gumm now escaped to the Windy-City for an ('official') awaited Round-3 of capitalism-fencing (Facebook-like).



BATMAN: Looks like New Orleans (Louisiana) has become our ground-of-jukebox.
ROBIN: Damn, Green Hornet got the better of us for vigilantism-lore in DC, ha.
BATMAN: Looks like that maniac bearded Gumm moves our 'contest' to Chicago!
ROBIN: Well, with Gumm 'exorcised' (now!) from DC and Louisiana, luck ensues.
BATMAN: Sure it does, Robin (for Earth-realm 'quadratics').



With New Orleans streets cleaner for sanity and margins, the two forces of masked-vigilantism work for heroics, Hornet/Batman sides, zoomed to Chicago to find Gumm (once-more) to (once-more) find some beauty-magic to counter anti-capitalism 'troubles' with solid shaped 'quadratics' justice...perhaps/hopefully for Earthling quiz-good (Facebook-like).

THE END



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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