Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 1)

Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 1)

A Story by Abishai100
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Evil underworld pirate-nihilist Gumm draws Round-3 of a Batman/Hornet vigilantism 'contest' (in the Windy-City) for a diamond truck and jellyfish (3-part story).

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Green Hornet and Batman crossover project/series for your fanfic-eye. Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We know the maniac nihilist Gumm seeks Chicago underworld tornados.
KATO: Hornet man, we've chased Gumm across places and drew in our rivals here!
HORNET: Yes, Kato pal...Batman and Robin shall compete with us to stop Gumm.
KATO: There's underworld gossip Gumm wants to hijack an armored truck of gems.
HORNET: I know, and the gems are underworld rogue-diamonds.
KATO: Gumm wants to hijack the transport for underworld darkness talk.
HORNET: Well, Kato, we'll hijack the very-same truck before he does for theater!
KATO: Theater, Hornet?
HORNET: We'll hijack the vehicles and swap the gems with gems of 1/2 value.
KATO: Why?
HORNET: We claim we were sent by the gem-co. to make a 1/2 insurance eco-art.
KATO: I don't understand, Hornet man.
HORNET: If there's 1/2-insurance gossip/laugh, gems will be labeled eco-cinema!
KATO: Aha, then Gumm's tie to the gems will be thought of as profit-quieting (ok).
HORNET: This little-nifty eco-theater scheme shall jump-over Batman/Robin.
KATO: And evil Gumm shall be frustrated by the eco/costumed theater, Selfie-like.



So, the two teams/forces of masked vigilantism hero-work in the American Homeland, Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin, chased the maniac bearded-pirate Gumm to the Windy-City of Chicago to make another-round (perhaps final-round) of an 'exorcism' game of capitalism-fencing. This Round-3 (final-round likely!) would now (still) find the Green Hornet and Batman teams hoisting their private/wondrous 'contest' to see which team could drown-out Gumm's anti-capitalism black market laugh for costumed/vigilante quadrilaterals (Facebook-like).



POLICE-CHIEF: That was some stunt, Green Hornet.
HORNET: We achieved the gossip-deed and brought spy-eye to the bad-gems, no?
POLICE-CHIEF: Your pre-hijack of Gumm's targeted underworld armored truck?
HORNET: Gumm had to blog (anonymously), "Those gems of eco-IQ weren't mine."
POLICE-CHIEF: You had some finance-backing for that 1/2-value gems for talk.
HORNET: Kato and I made a (small) fortune before becoming vigilantes, Chief.
POLICE-CHIEF: Well, the entire eco-insurance talk drowning Gumm reimbursed ya!
HORNET: Facebook-like, Chief (for quality-fiction).



BATMAN/ROBIN: That was some 'deed' for anti-Gumm gossip, heroes.
HORNET/KATO: The game ain't over...for Gumm shall be in-anger now, in Chicago.
BATMAN/ROBIN: We'd imagine the maniac Gumm will retort with arson, no?
HORNET/KATO: We've made for a 'cool' gossip about eco-capitalism 'hype' here.
BATMAN/ROBIN: Gumm shall try to destroy a bank or a jewelry-store, heroes.
HORNET/KATO: Let's stake-out separate banks/stores that may be targeted, ok?
BATMAN/ROBIN: Fair for fare, heroes...and we'll see which team makes news.
HORNET/KATO: Facebook-like.

TO BE CONTINUED...



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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