Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 3)

Hornet/Batman: Gumm's Capitalism-Ego (Part 3)

A Story by Abishai100
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Evil underworld pirate-nihilist Gumm draws Round-3 of a Batman/Hornet vigilantism 'contest' (in the Windy-City) for a diamond truck and jellyfish (3-part story).

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Green Hornet and Batman crossover project/series for your fanfic-eye. Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We've made fair-Rationalism with cool tactics against Gumm in Chicago.
KATO: Hornet man, I know we've been making contest-art against our rivals now.
HORNET: Yes, Kato pal...Batman and Robin are our rivals in vigilantism-work, ha.
KATO: We've been chasing the maniac pirate Gumm alongside Batman/Robin, sure!
HORNET: Well, we found good-contest fires against comparable heroes, Kato (ok).
KATO: Yes, Hornet man; and Batman/Robin moved us to track Gumm fast, ha.
HORNET: Batman/Robin made lengths against evil Gumm as we did; and end nears.
KATO: Yes; I think Gumm shall make one more evil-act pre-exile for us vigilantes!
HORNET: Facebook-like.



Well, the magnificent vigilante-teams of Hornet/Kato and Batman/Robin had made cool-lengths tracking and fighting the evil nihilist Gumm in varied places and for varied rounds of crime-image address. Green Hornet and Kato found themselves one tiny-length ahead of their vigilante-rivals in heroics-work (Batman and Robin) in the Windy-City preparing for Gumm's likely final-act of evil capitalism crafting for some retaliation stunt pre-exile. Batman/Robin had been more streets-gritty, but they appreciated Hornet/Kato for their special use of style-and-substance and smoke-guns and kung-fu for aiding them in drowning Gumm's eerie brand of capitalism-jitters make for social/media gossip (Facebook-like).



POLICE-CHIEF: So, the pirate-Gumm stormed down to Chicago park in a truck.
GREEN HORNET: Chief, Kato and I were already there waiting for a dark-sunset!
POLICE-CHIEF: Kato distracted him as a target-decoy, and you ran up to his truck.
GREEN HORNET: I immediately sedated the evil Gumm with my smoke-gun, Chief!
POLICE-CHIEF: Seems the Green Hornet 'force' has one-edge against Batman-team.
GREEN HORNET: Vigilantes are in it together when it comes to Gumm's mania, sir.
POLICE-CHIEF: Well, regardless of who won your contest, Gumm's been exorcised.
GREEN HORNET: Kato and I believe Gumm is flying to Europe to 'greet' an NFL-van.
POLICE-CHIEF: Well, maybe this drama on Earth for pro-capitalism is sweet, pal.
GREEN HORNET: Facebook-like.



Well, while the Green Hornet team claimed a minor-victory in the war-campaign against Gumm's evil-eerie brand of bad-capitalism laugh (in the Windy-City, USA), Batman and Robin advised their vigilantism-rivals to take-care not to take Gumm lightly and (always) treat him as 'Priority-One' for any form for Earth-realm activity vertigo address (for doubt!). Hornet/Kato wondered if they should fly to Europe to prep for a potential energy of Hell Gumm would seek for an anti-NFL (markets) jitters. Green Hornet (honestly) wondered if the bearded-pirate Gumm was (somehow) the reincarnated Blackbeard (old-seas pirate) here in a new-century Earth to make paranoia-for-pins...Facebook-like.

THE END



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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