Batman/Robin: Harley's NFL-Jailstreet

Batman/Robin: Harley's NFL-Jailstreet

A Story by Abishai100
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Heroic masked vigilantes of Gotham-City seek to undo some bad-NFL paranoia cast by the psychology-acute circus-costumed villainess of terrorism-jaggedness.

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Batman (DC Comics) fanfiction featuring a 'cool' reference to the Liar-paradox (logic/communications). 
DISCLAIMER: This work of comics fanfic contains images/references with no ties to DC or Batman or its productions/designs and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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BATMAN: We've become decent and vigilante streets-sharp princes-turned-heroes.
ROBIN: I concur, Batman; and we're the right-stuff infiltrations-men for evil's IQ.
BATMAN: We do know our new nemesis in Gotham (city) is both clownish and evil.
ROBIN: Yes, and this Harley-Quinn circus-femme of hell seems psychology-trained.
BATMAN: That's eerie, Robin; for this new-century American Homeland is psyche.
ROBIN: For things of festivities, social culture, networks, and media/sports, sure.
BATMAN: We make 'wage' here, Robin that the Harley-Quinn seeks some NFL-ugly.
ROBIN: Not Facebook-like, Batman (like us).



Batman and Robin had become really skillful princes-turned-vigilantes in the American Homeland (Gotham-City) where they noted the surfaced nihilism-word of the circus-costumed evil Harley-Quinn, a femme-of-hell who seemed rather acutely sharp about things of psychology and norms of social traffic/behaviors, turning her evil-eyes to the activity/fitness of new-century Earthling NFL-fanfare for jitters/doubt (damn). The Harley-Quinn claimed Batman and Robin's festive 'hyperbole' of things of Miami-town football cards/spirits for commentary and superstition drew in her some deadly work mind-thought for the Devil's tattoo.



BATMAN/ROBIN: We know you're (all) evil, crazy girl (damn).
HARLEY-QUINN: Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete"), vigilantes?
BATMAN/ROBIN: "Every statement is incomplete"...hmmm...except that one, eh?
HARLEY-QUINN: Maybe the one complete statement in Gotham is NFL-fencing, ha.
BATMAN/ROBIN: We deduce here you'll mark an NFL-field for Euro-explosives 'art.'
HARLEY-QUINN: No one doubts you've become streets-gossip sharp; but I'm enemy!
BATMAN/ROBIN: "Every statement is incomplete"...you need Mardi-Gras holism.
HARLEY-QUINN: Ha.



So, as the heroic pair of masked infiltrating vigilantes of Gotham (city), princes-turned-heroes, Batman and Robin, negotiated some incomplete-distances readings to the securities-word of mod-Earth NFL-activity for social/media languages, the villainess Harley-Quinn prepared a 'shocking' NFL-field explosives 'theater' for dangers-hyperbole in the Western world (damn). Batman and Robin wondered if they'd find some Liar-paradox social/media communique of networks-rhetoric for a Blue-Planet special quadratics for human race quality shading (for doubt!). The game proceeded...for all.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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