Batman/Robin: Harley's Miami-Qualified NFL

Batman/Robin: Harley's Miami-Qualified NFL

A Story by Abishai100
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Heroic masked vigilantes of Gotham-City seek to undo some bad-NFL paranoia cast by the psychology-acute circus-costumed villainess of terrorism-jaggedness.

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Batman (DC Comics) fanfiction featuring a 'cool' reference to the Liar-paradox (logic/communications). 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics fanfic contains images/references with no ties to DC or Batman or its productions/designs and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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BATMAN: We must deal with this psychology-trained menace-femme for NFL-art.
ROBIN: We're adept at this work of crime/insanity solutions as masked vigilantes.
BATMAN: We know the Harley-Quinn invokes a dangerous 'brand' of Miami-fears.
ROBIN: We'll invoke a Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") graphics, ok!
BATMAN: We might see this villainess-nemesis undone for bad NFL-words of Hell.
ROBIN: Sure, Batman...Facebook-like (for Halloween).



Batman and Robin had composed their awesome vigilantism-force of duo-visage and zoomed in their customized super-auto to the Orange-State to engage their villainess-nemesis, the Harley-Quinn, a psychology-educated circus-costumed terrorist-anarchist who crafted Miami-town jitters of darkness for bad NFL-TV culture reads and moved the two hero-vigilantes to craft a machinery-word of things Earthling/American quadratics (for doubt!).



HARLEY-QUINN: Invoking the Liar-paradox to ward-off my Florida-NFL darkness?
BATMAN/ROBIN: "Every statement is incomplete"...except that one itself, Harley!
HARLEY-QUINN: So its opposite must be true, gents..."At least one statement's IQ."
BATMAN/ROBIN: Can you not guess what that one statement is for Miami-NFL art?
HARLEY-QUINN: Pray tell, gents.
BATMAN/ROBIN: American football/TV in Miami-beach town is (all) qualia for art.
HARLEY-QUINN: You may grow appreciative of my art-of-terrorism for NFL-TV, ha.
BATMAN/ROBIN: We appreciate these email-exchanges, Harley; we'll find ya, ok!
HARLEY-QUINN: Even if I'm mingling in the NFL-stadium parking-lot pre-game?
BATMAN/ROBIN: Especially...for that (Facebook-like).



Batman/Robin decided to toast their special Miami-town NFL-cheers 'reflection' trading-card of '90s-decade fanfare/spirits, a QB-rookie treasure worth a weight in words for social networks/activity/choreography storytelling (ok). They hyped the card-treasure online while prepping to detect the right-game where Harley-Quinn would show in the NFL-stadium parking-lot for pre-game fan-crowd festivities, likely costumed/masked with some chemical weapons for fear (ok). What would Batman/Robin do to complement the reliability of languages for mod-Earth sports-activity fitness/energizer-IQ...for jellyfish?



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on March 22, 2026
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