The Man Who would be Jumper

Man narrates his private-diary recollection of a chat with a spying Martian ('Endymion') who transported him to the Red Planet because of a spy-curiosity about pro-capitalism bridge.

A Mars-teleport adventure-narrative. Thanks for reading, 

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"I found myself teleported to the Red Planet and underground beneath the layers of Mars engaging with a humanoid named Endymion who'd been spying on our Blue Planet culture for ages and made himself known to me as resembling an adversarial monarch-nihilist figured from human world cinema/comics, insisting I was of great interest to his notes/journal because of my 'pronounced' work as a New Orleans Mardi-Gras season masked/costumed/invisible blood-diamond operationalist and intelligence -man for ninja-thief actions designed to draw 'examination-eye' to smugglers-roads of underworld (black market) gems in North America for consumerism/culture ornament."

ENDYMION: Greetings, Earth-man.

ME: Wow, I've found myself negotiating things of Selfie-representation!

ENDYMION: You're something like James Bond or Robin Hood in your world.

ME: That's incomplete-truth, for my pro-capitalism work is an ongoing 'negotiation.'

ENDYMION: Well, I find your acumen/investments worth my note-reviews here, pal.

ME: Wow, that's rather complementary given my work is far from over, Endymion (ok).

ENDYMION: I'd imagine should you return to your Blue-Planet, you might seek complements.

ME: Such as, sir?
ENDYMION: Perhaps a complement of gems-ads (TV) and your NFL (Super Bowl) culture.

ME: That's of interest; we Earthlings (Americans) dislike capitalism bloody, ok!

ENDYMION: Then you have my counsel and my continuity of spy-eye for notes-interest.

ME: I'm to keep this Red-Planet chat secret, Endymion.

ENDYMION: Absolutely, Earth-man...for your (future) work is my (private) ellipse.

ME: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

"When I returned to Earth, I took Endymion's advice and decided to ornament/complement my underground 'IQ'-work with an Xmas-consumerism festivities spirits shopping complex avatar doodle of comedy ('Evil_Elf') and thought of incomplete-distances readings to (manmade) bureaucracy-arts of capitalism shapes and fencing and securities and 'know' and superstitions and ads and TV and why defense of Earth-culture could/would be linked to Selfie-visualizations of Blue Planet lifestyle 'quadratics' for doubt (e.g., 9/11). This is why the Martian was spying on my work/life/consciousness/interests...because of Evil Elf (ok)."

GIRLFRIEND: Coming to the post-game festivity, darling?
ME: Nah, I'm writing a cyber-diorama about Xmas-elves and faerie-tales.

GIRLFRIEND: Worth a Martian envy (sure).

ME: That's my Earthling-view of manmade excellence, ha.

GIRLFRIEND: Well, we'll miss you there, New Orleans man.

ME: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)