Wings & TV: An Alien Quilting

Wings & TV: An Alien Quilting

A Story by Abishai100
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Mr. Amlan Satan is inquired by a Martian for his capitalism-spirits NFL trading-card image-item superstitions writing for an Earthling/American 'qualia' of contest/consumption magic quilt.

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NFL trading-cards culture and Martian blend. Happy March (thanks for reading), 
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Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Bostonian sports-writer of the Blue Planet, had begun to write about his very-special consumerism-growing culture reflective token-treasure, a McDonald's fast-food company marketing-spirits celebratory NFL trading-card image-item featuring an 'iconic' American-fave athlete (QB) from Ohio (Facebook-like!).



MARTIAN: Greetings, Earth-man (Mr. Satan).
SATAN: How'd you find my email?
MARTIAN: Read your McDonald's-NFL blogs, sir.
SATAN: Who are you, friend?
MARTIAN: You needn't understand I'm a spying Martian.
SATAN: Claim you're spying on my Blue-Planet...from Mars, friend?
MARTIAN: This chat concerns your NFL treasure-blogs (trading-card image-item).
SATAN: I used to collect baseball-cards as a boy (in Jersey).
MARTIAN: You're a 2nd-gen immigrant, eh?
SATAN: You did read my blogs!
MARTIAN: Your NFL-card treasure blogs concern superstitions of populations.
SATAN: You're right!
MARTIAN: What's special about this pro-capitalism deed/writing?
SATAN: This McDonald's-NFL 'treasure' concerns a superstition of fanfare/foods!
MARTIAN: Like Super Bowl Sunday wings, eh?
SATAN: Why this questionnaire, Martian?
MARTIAN: Link your NFL-treasure to some Earth-grounds 'ghost-magic' of fitness.
SATAN: Why?
MARTIAN: Just want to see your Earthling acumen of things...consumption.



SATAN: I say my McDonald's-NFL treasure-item is image-item of contest-health.
MARTIAN: There's 'breadth' for the itemization of TV and capitalism spatulas, no?
SATAN: Sure...and I make 'wage' here your inquiry concerns a qualia of phonics!
MARTIAN: Good read, Earth-man...thanx for the reaction...farewell, sir.
SATAN: Facebook-like (for thornberries/apples).



WAITRESS: Here's your apple ice-cream, pal.
SATAN: Thanx...just talked to a Martian about apple-flavor, lady!
WAITRESS: What?
SATAN: Ha, never-mind...just thinking of my NFL-writing here (thanx).

Amlan decided he'd been inspired by the Martian's inquiry about his very-special McDonald's NFL trading-card image-item and connected pro-capitalism spirits with Blue Planet storyboards of transit/hospitality securities and that 'art-of-fencing' that made sports and commerce somehow a linkage for things of Earthling quadratics (for doubt!).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on March 23, 2026
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