Hornet/Kato: The Gumm Buffalo Wrestler(s)

The heroic (vigilante) team of Green Hornet and Kato tackle the evil-nihilist anti-capitalist man Gumm for pro-NY NFL-cheers of the 'mechanics-hype' good Earthling-kind.

Green Hornet fanfic with a society/ethos reference to the language-reliability 'superstitions' Liar-paradox (logic/communications). Thanks for reading (Happy March), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of comics (fan)fiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to the Green Hornet productions/library and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We must deal with our nemesis Gumm, this bearded-nihilist pirate of IQ.

KATO: Hornet man, we're the right-stuff masked vigilantes for NY-town defenses!
HORNET: Kato pal, we've become princes-turned-vigilantes for defense of Earth.

KATO: Gumm's an odd ex-military maniac with postage-stamps/blue obsession.

HORNET: He's made a 'mark-hype' for things of Buffalo-town NFL-fears for Hell, ok.

KATO: We'll invoke the Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") for English.

HORNET: Facebook-like.

The cool vigilante-duo of Green Hornet and Kato zoomed to Buffalo-town (NY) in their weaponized beautiful white auto for engagement (once-again) with their bearded-pirate nemesis of anti-capitalism flares for flair, the maniac Gumm, a weirdo with an eye-fascination with postage-stamps and glue and Western/American culture jitters of everyday-life and traffic-disorientations for mischief and nihilism for doubt. Hornet/Kato knew Gumm's words of Buffalo-town NFL-cheers sarcasm required straight-languages IQ for things of Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") Earthling bureaus (for leviathan/uncertainty!).

GUMM: We'll mark a Summer NFL-camp paranoia with acid and smoke and gas!

ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, this plan to drop postage-stamps on the training-field?

GUMM: Associate, these theater-acts of pre-season jitters-make is anarchy-words!

ASSOCIATE: You mean to make simplified paranoia pre-'26 NFL season laughter, sir?

GUMM: That's the incomplete-truth, associate...and we'll watch for Green Hornet.

ASSOCIATE: Hornet and Kato have become our heroics-enemies for patriotism, sir.

GUMM: Associate, we'll see what kind of 'incomplete-truth' they derive for arts.

ASSOCIATE: Facebook-like, Lord Gumm (for NFL-beard).

Green Hornet and Kato arrived in Buffalo-town (NY) and placed their special vigilantism-deeds cyber-blogs for complement and cited a special/magical '90s-decade NY-NFL cheers reflection Bills-QB athlete spirits card as treasure-feelings of sports-networks superstitions energies for patriotism/anticipations. Hornet/Kato then engaged with Gumm's gargoyles/'associates' in the streets post-midnight to make road-chases to plot the warehouse-lair where their 'employer' had them bring gathered materials for chemicals/explosives for terrorism in NFL-fields in the great state of NY (USA). Hornet knew the Liar-paradox imagination ("Every statement is incomplete") would spice a vigilantism-patriotism heroics 'consciousness' for dealing with the evil Gumm's view of things...maddening prepositions (ok).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)