Batman/Robin: Harley's Miami-NFL Zag

Batman/Robin: Harley's Miami-NFL Zag

A Story by Abishai100
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Heroic masked vigilantes of Gotham-City seek to undo some bad-NFL paranoia cast by the psychology-acute circus-costumed villainess of terrorism-jaggedness.

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Batman (DC Comics) fanfiction featuring a 'cool' reference to the Liar-paradox (logic/communications). 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics fanfic contains images/references with no ties to DC or Batman or its productions/designs and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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BATMAN: We challenge our nemesis villainess who's got bad eye fears (Miami-NFL).
ROBIN: We're skilled streets-sharpened masked vigilantes for this work of Hell, ok.
BATMAN: Robin pal...we know we're the right-men for this language-craft of IQ.
ROBIN: We shall use the Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") for sanity.
BATMAN: We know this circus-costumed villainess ('Harley-Quinn') is psychological.
ROBIN: She's likely some psychology-trained Earthling, but we're good-vigilantes.
BATMAN: Facebook-like!



Batman and Robin, excellent vigilantes of the American Homeland, had found heroics after transforming their overground-princely lives into masked-heroics action-adventure words for crime/evil/insanity on Earth (ok). Batman/Robin zoomed to Miami-town (Florida, USA) in their weapons-loaded custom awesome super-auto and sought to engage their nemesis-lady, the psychology-educated costumed Harley-Quinn who sought incomplete-distances readings to manmade Hell (terrorism!) to disorient Orange-State NFL arenas sanity (for doubt).



HARLEY-QUINN: Grown fond of our secret/confidential email-chats, heroes.
BATMAN/ROBIN: We still fear you for NFL-securities work needed by America!
HARLEY-QUINN: Should fear me, heroes...for I've got slang-paranoia for Miami, ha.
BATMAN/ROBIN: "Every statement is incomplete (Liar-paradox)...words of security.
HARLEY-QUINN: At least one statement is complete, heroes...Miami-NFL is fear!
BATMAN/ROBIN: We'll find you in sunny Miami-town for NFL-defenses languages.
HARLEY-QUINN: Selfie-like?



So the great heroics minds of Batman and Robin were to be tested; and the masked heroes of Miami-town (USA) complemented their courage-deeds projection(s) with a cyber-blog about Miami-NFL trading-cards magic, invoking '90s-decade fanfare for a QB-athlete who caught all the TV-culture cheers of competition symbolism for superstition/qualia. Batman/Robin knew now the Liar-paradox inflection for words-of-patriotism would be needed to secure an Orange-State NFL glossy-magic for antiterrorism roads-zoom (for doubt).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on March 24, 2026
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