Uncomfortable Space: Irish Boarder(s)

American man narrates his view/experience of accepting a Euro-trekking femme-boarder in an Echelon-suburbia town shadowing scary hints of potential underground treasure.

Tale about undesirable move-in, surrounding modern Earth troubles of transit/terror. Thanks for reading (Happy March), 

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"How would I guess becoming a hospitable Echelon-suburbia town man of the American Homeland for an ad-posting/reading Irish-Catholic lady from the UK would draw me into a boarders-hellmouth worth a new-century Earth-realm lifestyle/citizenry comment weight about uncomfortable space-darkness for transit and terrorism 'qualia' of the heart (Facebook-like)?"

SHELBYE: What a darling town, Mr. Satan.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Me): As a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American, I find much light!

SHELBYE: What if I disclosed the Rationalism of my gratitude concerned darkness?

ME: What's it?
SHELBYE: Maybe I'm from Belfast here in the West for a blood-diamonds darkness?

ME: What?
SHELBYE: You responded to my cyber-inquiries about becoming a temp-boarder!

ME: Now, you joke to me about some weird IRA-terrorism paranoia for fortunes.

SHELBYE: Hey, hey, hey...darkness is all around us here on Earth (these days), sir.

ME: Damn (Facebook-like?).

"I made the uncomfortable space-share discovery light that Shelbye, a Catholic-trekker from the UK, was tied to some weird/bizarre 'blood-diamonds' underworld (black market!) darkness concerning some of her 'rogue' links/ties with complicated groups/troubles in Europe for negotiations of overground/underground commerce words and/or languages for pluralism-politics weight/labor/worry (damn). I was simply her Echelon-host, accepting her as a trekking Euro-boarder seeking temp-stay in my great American Homeland of cinema and cerulean-cigarettes (damn)."

SHELBYE: This lamb-curry is divine, sir.

ME: Thanx (I guess!).

SHELBYE: Relax, your only IRA-worry on Earth concerns retiring here with waffles!

ME: Thanx (I hope!).

SHELBYE: You needn't think I'm running black market ties with rifles and silencers.

ME: Thanx (I believe!).

SHELBYE: Remember that cemetery-visit we made on a given Sunday for prayer?

ME: Sure (for doubt!).

SHELBYE: I'm even falling for ya, Mr. Amlan Satan, ha.

ME: This is either uncomfortable-space share...or revelations in hospitality, girl!

SHELBYE: Good...theorizing sports...Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)