Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Buffalo-town NFL Wideout

Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Buffalo-town NFL Wideout

A Story by Abishai100
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The heroic (vigilante) team of Green Hornet and Kato tackle the evil-nihilist anti-capitalist man Gumm for pro-NY NFL-cheers of the 'mechanics-hype' good Earthling-kind.

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Green Hornet fanfic with a society/ethos reference to the language-reliability 'superstitions' Liar-paradox (logic/communications). Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics (fan)fiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to the Green Hornet productions/library and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We'll mark this vigilante-chase of the nemesis Gumm to Buffalo-town, ok.
KATO: Hornet man, we've become 'cool' masked vigilantes of NY-NFL defenses, ok.
HORNET: Gumm's an odd ex-military man with a paranoid eye for postage-stamps!
KATO: Our pirate-nihilist nemesis bearded man Gumm's marked Buffalo-NFL for IQ?
HORNET: Facebook-like (for darkness).



HORNET: We'll invoke the Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") for safe!
KATO: At least one statement is true for Gumm's anti-NFL terrorism, Hornet man!
HORNET: Kato pal, we shall zoom to Buffalo-town in our weaponized white-auto.
KATO: We do know this bearded pirate Gumm seeks NY-NFL words for fears, damn.
HORNET: We'll use language and road-chase in Buffalo-town to drown Gumm's evil.
KATO: Facebook-like (for Earthling pronoun-shading).



GUMM: Our quest for dark-deed in NY (Buffalo-town) for anti-NFL 'IQ' is pure fun!
ASSOCIATE: Sir, your transference of counterfeit-bills and stamps to gems is evil.
GUMM: Thanx, associate (Selfie-like).
ASSOCIATE: We strike against Buffalo-town NFL markets/TV for gems and lifestyle.
GUMM: That's the incomplete-truth, associate; for we need fear the Green Hornet.
ASSOCIATE: Hornet and ally Kato have become vigilantes who chase us all over, sir!
GUMM: When they reach in their weaponized-auto, we'll send our warriors (chase).
ASSOCIATE: Facebook-like, Lord Gumm (for doubt).



The bearded-pirate nihilist eccentric anti-capitalism terrorist Gumm, ex-military man with weird-eye for postage-stamps and allegories of lost glue for civilization-words, knew the Green Hornet team would seek counter-meds against his anti-NFL plan for Buffalo-town darkness/vertigo with gems-and-explosives and seek to complement road-chase with cyber-campaign blog words of Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") applications to Blue-Planet culture eye of cheers, NFL-cards trades/spirits, Buffalo Bills memories, and NY state slang (for doubt!). The race was on, and Hornet/Kato knew Gumm had become the pirate-adversary of (all) things...Earth quality.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on March 26, 2026
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