Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Buffalo-NFL Quantitative(s)

Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Buffalo-NFL Quantitative(s)

A Story by Abishai100
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The heroic (vigilante) team of Green Hornet and Kato tackle the evil-nihilist anti-capitalist man Gumm for pro-NY NFL-cheers of the 'mechanics-hype' good Earthling-kind.

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Green Hornet fanfic with a society/ethos reference to the language-reliability 'superstitions' Liar-paradox (logic/communications). Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics (fan)fiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to the Green Hornet productions/library and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We'll mark our nemesis, the maniac Gumm, as he makes anti-NFL words!
KATO: Hornet man, we've become the right masked vigilantes for this heroics, ok.
HORNET: Gumm's an ex-military man with obsession with postage-stamps and glue!
KATO: He's turned his maniac-mind to the land of NY (Buffalo-town) for NFL-fear.
HORNET: Yes, Kato pal...and we'll chase our nemesis Gumm to NY for NFL-safety.
KATO: We'll use Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") image of fencing?
HORNET: At least one statement is true for Gumm's terrorism; it's market-emoji.
KATO: Facebook-like (for Halloween).



The magnificent vigilante-team of Green Hornet and Kato zoomed to NY (Buffalo-town) to stop the terrorism 'adjective' of their bearded-pirate nihilist-nemesis, the maniac Gumm, who sought to make anti-NFL 'jitters' with sports-fields worries and vertigo for markets/activity, perhaps with counterfeit bills, black market gems, explosives, and/or smoke gas during some Halftime-presentation. Hornet/Kato got to Buffalo-town with their own weapons and in their weaponized super-auto to find Gumm's maniac 'associates' who'd (surely) give them road-chase(s) for a language(s) reading of machinery-frailty...and helmets-quadratics.



GUMM: The Green Hornet team shall chase us here to NY (Buffalo) for NFL-safety.
ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, we must mark our sports-field Hell with varied methods!
GUMM: That's correct-o, associate; and this new-century Earth is 'rich' for NFL-TV.
ASSOCIATE: Sir, shall we chase Hornet/Kato in their super-auto with our warriors?
GUMM: That you shall, associate...and I shall see if Green Hornet finds our 'art.'
ASSOCIATE: Facebook-like.



Green Hornet and Kato got to NY and were 'greeted' of course by Gumm's road-associates who made chases for gossip/superstitions; and this complemented Gumm's special NFL-media 'agenda' to make bad sports paranoia. Hornet decided to complement the road-chase imagery with a cyber-blog about special '90s-decade NFL-fanfare trading-cards memory of Buffalo-town things of Super Bowl TV-cheers and confidence (for doubt!). Of course, Kato knew that Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") 'things' would make for a pro-NFL securities 'know' for modern Blue-Planet things...quick-treasured (ok).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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