Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Buffalo-NFL Anti-Word

The heroic (vigilante) team of Green Hornet and Kato tackle the evil-nihilist anti-capitalist man Gumm for pro-NY NFL-cheers of the 'mechanics-hype' good Earthling-kind.

Green Hornet fanfic with a society/ethos reference to the language-reliability 'superstitions' Liar-paradox (logic/communications). Thanks for reading (Happy March), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of comics (fan)fiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to the Green Hornet productions/library and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: Kato pal, we know our bearded-pirate nihilist nemesis (Gumm) is in NY!

KATO: Yes, and we're the right masked vigilantes to give-chase for pro-NFL sanity.

HORNET: Gumm's an ex-military man with obsession with postage-stamps/glue, ok!
KATO: He's 'translated' this obsession into NFL-counterfeit slang for terrorism, huh?

HORNET: We'll zoom to NY (Buffalo-town) for countering Gumm's anti-NFL words.

KATO: We'll invoke Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") grammar for all.

HORNET: At least one statement is complete for anti-Gumm patriotism...pronouns.

KATO: Facebook-like.

The 'cool' vigilante team of Green Hornet and Kato zoomed to NY (Buffalo-town) in their weaponized super-auto of white-colors and prepped to engage their nihilist-nemesis, the eccentric man Gumm whose obsession with postage-stamps/glue translated into anti-American fear-crafting for anti-NFL words of doubt (for all!). Hornet/Kato, princes-turned-vigilantes, sought to engage Gumm's road-warriors and make social/media gestures of positivity-language(s) with invoked Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") magic for the Earthling (American) machinery of (all) things...shaping.

GUMM: Spread the counterfeit-bills for our Bills (NY-NFL) Watergate sarcasm, eh?

ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, we've crafted the NFL-markets 'jitters' you prompted, ha.

GUMM: Associate, this shall prove to be a 'good' underworld enterprise of words!

ASSOCIATE: Doubt the Green Hornet shall track us to defend NFL-things for Earth?

GUMM: Hornet/Kato have tracked me all over my 'fare-rich' Blue Planet, associate.
ASSOCIATE: Facebook-like.

As Gumm and his black market 'associates' nicely-crafted NFL-markets 'jitters' with bad things and words, the great Hornet/Kato zoomed around, making chase of Gumm's minions on roadways in NY and sought to counter such terrorism-veil with 'cool' patriotism-action (ok!). Hornet complemented the road-chase with a 'cool' cyber-blog about '90s-decade NFL-QB trading-cards 'ghost-magic' and sought to pair with Kato's kung-fu shields against Gumm's 'associates' from Hell (damn). Was this to be a NY (Buffalo-town) NFL language(s)...for (all) things quiz-good?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)