Mediocre-Thief: American Energizer

Robin Hood type competes with a naturally dark eco-terrorist woman in New England for mod-Earth eco-consciousness 'jitters' of black market qualia/shade/hypotheses.

Heist and eco-capitalism media. Happy Sunday, 

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BANK MANAGER: This guy had an eco-theater outside our bank in the streets.

DETECTIVE CHARLES: He had an eco-prop water-gun loaded with bathroom-HCL?

BANK MANAGER: Recorded the eco-stunt of bank-box burn/swap with guardsman.

DETECTIVE CHARLES: Left insurance note, "Prepaid eco-insurance insider-arts."

BANK MANAGER: Covered the security-camera with bubble-wrap!

DETECTIVE CHARLES: The box-gems owner (Ion-co.) claims eco-gossip quiz-no.

BANK MANAGER: The gems stored in the bank-box were rumored 'blood-diamonds.'

DETECTIVE CHARLES: Black market smuggling and eco-vigilantism is Interpol-hype!

BANK MANAGER: Well, the thief's rival is a femme eco-terrorist ('Ezzy') nearby.

DETECTIVE CHARLES: So, New England has two 'rascals' of black market dangers.

BANK MANAGER: Ion-co. wishes to stay-clean of such 'Halloween-politics."

EZZY: I'm the more radical eco-capitalism activist here, thief.

SHADOW (Mr. Amlan Satan): I'm just a Slovak-Algerian Catholic eco-writer, Ezzy.

EZZY: You're the Shadow; and I can use your eco-stunt in Boston for my media!

SHADOW: I prefer to stay-clean of things of eco-fanaticism here/now, Ezzy.

EZZY: You're a liar.

SHADOW: I'm a 'mediocre-thief' (IQ); and a mediocre-man is not a perfect thief!

EZZY: Eco-capitalism requires a dash or 'pronounced' terrorism, fool.

SHADOW: I'm just a fan of eco-writing and Captain Planet comics/cartoons, Ezzy.

EZZY: Our contest for eco-languages continues, Mister Mediocre-Thief (ha).

SHADOW: Selfie-like (for 'cinema').

When Shadow, Mr. Amlan Satan, left a youth-like crayon doodle of NFL-cheers and superstitions inside the Ion-co. box post-swap of rumored/smuggled/insured 'blood-diamonds' for black market monitory-eye as a pseudo-vigilante with Robin Hood and Captain Planet fanfare 'hyperbole' in Boston-town (New England), eco-terrorist, his (secret/confidential) email-penpal, took note and knew such sports-crayons tied to Ion's link with NFL-ads of gems-consumerism would make quite the eco-capitalism 'stir' for Earth-minerals mining/circulations insurance and corruption jitters (for doubt!).

DETECTIVE CHARLES: Is Mr. Satan a guest here/now, friend?
CONCIERGE: We keep such things private/discreet, sir (Facebook-like!).

DETECTIVE CHARLES: Well, we've 'know' he's potentially tied to an eco-terrorist.

CONCIERGE: Mister Satan's a respected guest and cyber-fave eco-writer, sir (no?).

DETECTIVE CHARLES: We think he's the Robin Hood merry 'Shadow' (Selfie-like!).

CONCIERGE: Well, even if he was a guest (Inn-Express), he's long-gone, sir.

DETECTIVE CHARLES: Where the Hell is our mediocre thief, friend?

CONCIERGE: We've 'word' from his fave-housekeeper he flew to Belgium maybe!

DETECTIVE CHARLES: City, man?

CONCIERGE: Brussels...or Antwerp...we really don't know (but he's Wall-St.).

DETECTIVE CHARLES: He's a Wall-St. investor/prince (hmmm)?

CONCIERGE: He's a huge benefactor for eco-hybrid vehicles markets.

DETECTIVE CHARLES: Right, and your hotel (here) was his Wall-St. base (ok).

CONCIERGE: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)