Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Buffalo NFL-Quadrillion(s)

Hornet/Kato: Gumm's Buffalo NFL-Quadrillion(s)

A Story by Abishai100
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The heroic (vigilante) team of Green Hornet and Kato tackle the evil-nihilist anti-capitalist man Gumm for pro-NY NFL-cheers of the 'mechanics-hype' good Earthling-kind.

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Green Hornet fanfic with a society/ethos reference to the language-reliability 'superstitions' Liar-paradox (logic/communications). Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics (fan)fiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to the Green Hornet productions/library and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: Our nemesis Gumm is applying his nihilism-eye for bad NFL fears in NY!
KATO: Hornet man, we've become princes-turned-vigilantes for work against evil.
HORNET: We must trek to Buffalo-town (NY) to ensure Gumm doesn't make fire.
KATO: Gumm's got bearded-pirate nihilist visage for anti-NFL jitters with Hell.
HORNET: We may use Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") word-arts.
KATO: At least one statement is complete for Gumm's NFL-shadows...of shields.
HORNET: Facebook-like (for Blue Planet quick-intelligence).



The great vigilantism-team of Green Hornet and Kato sped to NY (Buffalo-town) to interrupt any bad anti-NFL terrorism 'vibes-hyperbole' cast by the nihilist-word and deed(s) of the bearded-pirate maniac Gumm, an ex-military man with an odd fascination with postage-stamps/glue for NY sports-windows/grids vertigo (from Hell!). Hornet/Kato knew their nemesis Gumm would mark strange machinery-vertigo and sports-fields 'jitters' for NFL-things in Buffalo-town and would require some heroics-'adjective' for Blue Planet excellence in shields-of-qualities (for doubt!).



GUMM: Here we are in NY (Buffalo-town) for anti-NFL waves of darkness, ha.
ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, we fear the Green Hornet shall track us here to NY, ok.
GUMM: Associate, we'll make road-chases and counterfeit-IQ for NFL-terrorism, ha.
ASSOCIATE: Hornet/Kato have chased us all over the Earth to counter our word.
GUMM: Associate, we'll see if the Green Hornet team has words-of-shield for art!
ASSOCIATE: Facebook-like, Lord Gumm (for doubt!).



Green Hornet and Kato chased Gumm's road-warrior 'associates' around in Buffalo-town post-midnight to drown the maniac's sounds of 'jitters' for bad NFL-TV 'culture' vertigo for doubt. Hornet complemented the road-chase with a patriot-friendly cyber-blog 'campaign' concerning a cool '90s-decade NFL-QB trading-card treasure/image for things of Buffalo-town securities/confidence in a 21st-Century Earth filled with words/ideas of simple/quick (social) quadratics...for sanity! Hornet/Kato knew their magic-invocation of the logic-language Liar-paradox riddle ("Every statement is incomplete") would challenge Gumm's bad NY-darkness of things...quadrilateral (ok).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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