Hornet/Kato: Gumm, Buffalo-NFL, and Earth-Question Art(s)

Hornet/Kato: Gumm, Buffalo-NFL, and Earth-Question Art(s)

A Story by Abishai100
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The heroic (vigilante) team of Green Hornet and Kato tackle the evil-nihilist anti-capitalist man Gumm for pro-NY NFL-cheers of the 'mechanics-hype' good Earthling-kind.

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Green Hornet fanfic with a society/ethos reference to the language-reliability 'superstitions' Liar-paradox (logic/communications). Thanks for reading (Happy March), 


DISCLAIMER: This work of comics (fan)fiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to the Green Hornet productions/library and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We must find our bearded-pirate nihilist nemesis in NY for NFL-defenses.
KATO: Hornet man, we're right-stuff princes-turned-vigilantes to deal with Gumm!
HORNET: Gumm's a maniac ex-military man of weird eye of postage-stamps/glue.
KATO: Well, he's translated his stamps/glue insanity to NFL-terrorism in Buffalo.
HORNET: Kato pal, Buffalo-town shall require our masked/weaponized word/deed.
KATO: We'll invoke Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") for NY-quark!
HORNET: Facebook-like (for doubt).



The great vigilante-team of Green Hornet and Kato sped to Buffalo-town (NY) to deal with their nemesis nihilist, the bearded ex-military man Gumm who had a bizarre obsession with postage-stamps/glue and sought to make weird NFL-terrorism and vertigo with road-warriors and/or counterfeit-bills circulations for underworld 'energy-hyperbole' designed to inject some sports/socials grids jitters of Earthling (American) machinery and/or quadratics.



GUMM: The Green Hornet may track us here to NY (Buffalo-town) like the past!
ASSOCIATE: Lord Gumm, we've arranged multi-arm 'IQ' for underworld shakes now.
GUMM: Associate, Hornet/Kato have become masked-vigilante banes of our Hell!
ASSOCIATE: Sir, we'll deploy our post-midnight road-racers in Buffalo pre-game.
GUMM: Associate, we think this anti-NY NFL-terrorism 'craft-hyperbole' is a word.
ASSOCIATE: Facebook-like, Lord Gumm (for Heaven/Hell).



As maniac Gumm prepped his legion of 'associates' to make weirdness in NY (Buffalo-town) for NFL pre-game 'jitters' of the dark-side varieties, the heroic Green Hornet and Kato made road-chase of his gargoyles in their (own) weaponized super auto; and Kato used kung-fu to tackle a few them himself (wow). Hornet decided to complement this antiterrorism word-of-hype in Buffalo-town on-roads with a very-cool '90s-decade NFL-QB athlete trading-card treasure/image cyber-blog of patriot-qualia to remind (all) Americans why NFL-TV was a securities 'know' for Blue Planet things...quickenings. The game had begun (for doubt!).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on March 31, 2026
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