The Harlequin: American Zucchini

The Harlequin: American Zucchini

A Story by Abishai100
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Man narrates his American Dream portrait of discovery of love, cartoons, lifestyle-matrix sensibility, and marriage-and-quiz for comics and transit.

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Doodle story, comics like! Thanks for reading (Happy Fool's Day), 
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"I had moved from Algiers to Arlington (New England) to start my Harvard-linked cyber-homeschool project about urbanization-superstitions for youth and Selfie-poised myself as a comic book genre avatars like super vigilante character, masked with night-prowling eyes and arm and named Hornet (ha). Well, I drew the attention of one of my student's single-moms, Liza, who'd been tied to sports-marketing in the American Homeland for our 21st-Century Blue Planet of things of lifestyle/superstitions social media citizenry commentary for leviathan/uncertainty (Facebook-like!)."



LIZA: This is such a darling doodle of a harlequin, some city-crime femme-terror.
ME: Thanx, Liza...I thought your daughter found it darling (too!).
LIZA: Reminds me of something my daughter (Danica) liked on TV (Animaniacs).
ME: Geez, I remember the Animaniacs characters, 'strangers'-with-spy candy.'
LIZA: Well, your city-jitters harlequin crayon-avatar is quite Earth-onside, pal.
ME: You're liking my consciousness for cyber-teaching of city-IQ view, Liza.
LIZA: Maybe I'm falling for ya...your sense of things 'controls' (ok!).
ME: Let's get coffee and pumpkin-pie and talk about it (Facebook-like!).



"Liza and I got married; and the more I discovered about her intuition(s) of sports-bazaars work in the Western world, the more I knew it informed my urbanization 'matrix'-sensibilities for my cyber-teaching of urbanization-superstitions and my adult-life 21st-Century Blue Planet age of discrete/discreet things lifestyle-sculpted (ok). Liza and I became avid-fans of three very-special films capturing this new-century Earth social/media investment-eye of things transit-informative (Any Given SundaySpy GameThe Beach). This was an American Dream (Facebook-like)."



LIZA: Alien for April Fool's Day, love?
ME: Something to chew for invasion and terrain-mastery, surely, wife.
LIZA: Reminds me of your crayon-harlequin...for things monster-and-wind.
ME: Danica wants to dress up as Harley-Quinn for Halloween-'26, Liza (ok).
LIZA: You're taking her trick-or-treating, because I have a sports-office thing.
ME: Damn, seems your work-life is interference for our family weight, wife (ha).
LIZA: That's the Blue Planet, love...things quiz-chemicals (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on April 1, 2026
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