Green Hornet: The Black-Heart [of Gretchen Wagemuten]

Fantastic American prince-turned-vigilante seeks vigilance against the anti-NFL wiles of nihilism-siren Gretchen Wagemuten.

Green Hornet fanfiction. Happy weekend, all 

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"Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American inheritor of a small fortune and Wall-St. prince of the Western world, had decided to enhance/augment/'mutate' his prince-life on the Blue-Planet by becoming the 'fantastic' masked operating world-city crime-infiltrations super vigilante Selfie-titled the Green-Hornet (wow). Friends, the fantastic Hornet had dealt with a major crime operation spread out over multiple American Homeland cities masterminded by the hideous ex-military man of postage-stamps and counterfeit-bills hypnosis, the bearded-pirate Gumm. However, now the fantastic Hornet had to think much deeper and in a more 'emoji-like' way to contend with a dark femme, a lady of darkness and terrorism and Nazi-like verbiage for simply weird-hyperbole, the 'fashionable' Gretchen Wagemuten. Would the fantastic Green-Hornet triumph in a bad NFL-terrorism game cast by Wagemuten for social/media festivities/fashion (for doubt)?"

GREEN-HORNET: I've got a 'fantastic' smoke-gun, tailored/customized for IQ, ha.

GRETCHEN WAGEMUTEN: We know of your underworld visage against Gumm, ok.

GREEN-HORNET: Aha, bad lady of Nazi-colors and false-prophecy, you dare more?

GRETCHEN WAGEMUTEN: I consider myself a hellraiser for nihilist-word (NFL)!

GREEN-HORNET: Well, well, well, Wagemuten...seems this NFL-'game' begins, ok.

GRETCHEN WAGEMUTEN: Facebook-like (for world-NFL expansion 'jitters'), ha.

GREEN-HORNET: I'll find ya in 'fashion'-gear invisible seeking NFL-areas Hell, ok!

GRETCHEN WAGEMUTEN: You use your smoke-gun to tranquilize me (Selfie-like)?

GREEN-HORNET: Facebook-like (for an NFL-helmet).

"Friends, the calculating Gretchen Wagemuten, lady of darkness and nihilism-veil for anti-NFL terrorism for a new Blue Planet century of things of teams expansions aspirations into European cities (Munich, Madrid, London) moved the fantastic Hornet to make moves of shields/walls against her 'agenda' of weirdness to ensure non-weirdness for NFL-branch quarks (for leviathan/uncertainty). Green Hornet (Mr. Amlan Satan) had to decode how/when Wagemuten would make bad-show at an NFL-area for a team/town with Euro-expansion daydreams for sportsmanship-bazaar and therefore interrupt any bad-language(s) made for Blue Planet social/media quarks...for cinema."

POLICE-CHIEF: Good work, Hornet.

GREEN-HORNET: Chief, I shall connect with my liaison at the Daily-Sentinel.

POLICE-CHIEF: Didn't your father boast management arm at the Sentinel, hero?

GREEN-HORNET: He may've been gunned-down for seeking journalism-valor, sir.
POLICE-CHIEF: Well, now you're the next-gen prince/hero...against Wagemuten!

GREEN-HORNET: I was (simply) lucky in-order to interrupt Wagemuten's terror.

POLICE-CHIEF: She showed at an NFL media-event of Euro-expansion glitter, pal!
GREEN-HORNET: She 'fashioned' as German marketer; I used my smoke-gun, ok.

POLICE-CHIEF: She's being treated for criminal-insanity; and maybe she's caged.

GREEN-HORNET: Chief, all evils maybe has me needing a vigilantism-ally, ha.

POLICE-CHIEF: Don't you boast a dependable chauffeur with kung-fu acumen?

GREEN-HORNET: Kato...are you referring to him...I dunno if he fights...but ok.

POLICE-CHIEF: We don't know what next-move crime makes for evil for you, no?

GREEN-HORNET: All this pro-NFL defenses work of smoke needs a 'cinema'-relief.

POLICE-CHIEF: Facebook-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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