Hornet/Kato: Wagemuten and Munich Linguistics (Part 1)

Hornet/Kato: Wagemuten and Munich Linguistics (Part 1)

A Story by Abishai100
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Green Hornet and ally Kato, vigilantes, must deter an 'unusual' NFL-threat cast by the wicked nihilist Gretchen Wagemuten (3-part story).

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Green Hornet fanfiction. Happy weekend, all 
DISCLAIMER: This work of comics media/fanfiction offers no ties to the Green Hornet avatar/publications and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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HORNET: We must engage this nihilist Nazi-spygeared 'baroness' in Munich now.
KATO: Hornet man, we're weaponized/masked vigilantes for this dark task, ok!
HORNET: Baroness Gretchen Wagemuten seeks vertigo for Jags-Munich NFL-TV.
KATO: The colorful Jags seek expansion into Germany for TV but face Gretchen!
HORNET: You've become my trusted vigilante-ally; Gretchen escaped from jail.
KATO: You nabbed her, she flew, and now we work together to make sanity, ok.
HORNET: Facebook-like.



The 'cool' vigilantism-duo of Green Hornet and ally Kato flew to Munich/Germany to find the wicked nihilist lady Gretchen Wagemuten who sought bad-language(s) for the Jags-NFL team expansion into Europe for TV-hospitality 'jitters' of doubt (damn). Hornet/Kato knew Gretchen would seek some Nazi-spygeared new-century Earth-Xmas season dark-lights of NFL-vertigo for Jags-Euro expansion panic with weird smoke or explosions (wow). Hornet had his smoke-gun to tranquilize the sinister Wagemuten; and Kato intended to use his 'fantastic' kung-fu to disorient her minions of Hell in Germany.



WAGEMUTEN: Welcome to my Germany, idealist.
HORNET: Kato and I have all the genius required here now to shield Jags-NFL!
WAGEMUTEN: You know my Nazi-spygear is oriented to make a new fascism, ha.
HORNET: You flew from incarceration post-caging for insanity-treatment, lady!
WAGEMUTEN: So I did escape; and Kato your sidekick shan't dilute my darkness.
HORNET: Kato's my ally, and we'll find Jags-Munich sanity to thwart arson, ok.
WAGEMUTEN: Selfie-like (for capitalism)?



Green Hornet and Kato, princes-turned-vigilantes, knew the wicked Gretchen Wagemuten would seek a Jags-NFL media-gathering parking lot vertigo, uniformed and/or veiled in Nazi-posturing for nihilism-jitters of smoke; and it's why Hornet/Kato knew they'd have to find the right spotting to cite Wagemuten when she entered the NFL lot-area in Germany...for a deep-story of 'interference' (Facebook-like).

TO BE CONTINUED...



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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