Venger/Cat: Cop Funeral {American Sharp}

Venger/Cat: Cop Funeral {American Sharp}

A Story by Abishai100
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Venusian sorcerer spying on Earth from its moon emails a blogging costumed nihilist lady for an American ethos of things bureaucracy/darkness.

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Injecting this Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) and Black Cat (Marvel Comics) cop-think piece in-between my Green Hornet fanfic/series. Happy Spring, 
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So, Venger (winged sorcerer of Venus) conferred with his planet-vizier (Nightmare) and decided to spy on Earth-realm from the Blue Planet moon and noted the misfortune-nihilism acts/deeds of a costumed femme-hellraiser named Felicia Hardy, a burglar-turned-terrorist who went by the alias Black Cat (Selfie-like). Venger decided to start emailing the Cat (anonymously) after reading her post-mischief blogs she made (anonymously), guessing she was the very-same Black Cat of the American Homeland city-nights of terrorism-veils (Facebook-like).



VENGER: Your/our Blue Planet is quite the sphere-of-intentionality.
CAT: You wish to remain anonymous despite interest in my blogs, eh?
VENGER: You noted the street-gossip of anti-cop words cast by the Black Cat.
CAT: And you pre-supposed I made those anonymous blogs being the Cat herself.
VENGER: I'm not wrong, but I also think/believe you're acumen for my email-inquiries.
CAT: Proceed, mystery man of your/our Blue Plant (Selfie-like).



"...I've had to work most Sundays,

and at times my talk was rough,
and sometimes I've been violent,
Because the streets are awfully tough.


But I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep....
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just too steep..." (The Final Inspection- policemen poem).

CAT: Familiar with this poem, friend?
VENGER: I've read it (online), sure.
CAT: Something you might hear at a cop-funeral in America, sure.
VENGER: Why you cite it?
CAT: You cite my blogs about Black-Cat word of anarchy in the Homeland.
VENGER: Yes, well...my email-inquiry concerns your weighting of cop-work!
CAT: Pray ask.
VENGER: If Black-Cat word is anarchism-nihilism blend, what's cop-water?
CAT: Surely, a shape of some thing instinct-capitalism, no?
VENGER: Maybe that's sufficiency (here) for my inquiry of American special teams.
CAT: Farewell, stranger (Facebook-like).




NIGHTMARE: What did you learn/encounter from your spy-base on the Earth-moon?
VENGER: I inquired of a special American lady's nihilism-words of doubt/traffic!
NIGHTMARE: You noted some of the culture, fare, and lifestyle of Earthlings.
VENGER: The world of Americans on the Blue Planet is rich with hospitality-superstition!
NIGHTMARE: Maybe you learned to appreciate some capitalist-recipe for everyday things.
VENGER: Maybe, pal...for any given Sunday (Facebook-like).
NIGHTMARE: Ha.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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