Lady-Hawk: Friday the 13th (Pine Barrens)

Lady-Hawk: Friday the 13th (Pine Barrens)

A Story by Abishai100
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Nurse has misadventure with Jason Voorhees in the New Jersey woods and adapts it into an ('image') art for all (horror-fanfic).

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Friday the 13th adaptation injected in-between my Green Hornet fanfic/series. Thanks for reading (Happy Spring), 
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"My name's Ana, and as a nurse-lady of the American Homeland, Chicago Hope, I knew I earned my retreat to a Pine-Barrens camping trip in Summer-'26 for thoughts and marshmallows of Earth-forests folk-tales and ghost-stories, but I had no idea that Jason Voorhees, the social/media hyper hockey-mask wearing zombie and psychotic/weaponized serial-killer, was actually real...and he was after me now...just a nurse camping in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey (damn)."



ANA: See I'm wearing my nurse-gear (Chicago Hope) trying to be festive/normal?
JASON: Hmmm.
ANA: You're wielding that sword in your hand like you need to decapitate, man.
JASON: Hmmm.
ANA: I'm just a nurse thinking of retreat/meditation and wearing my nurse-gear.
JASON: Hmmm.
ANA: If I get clear of these Pine Barrens today, I'll write about it...Jason.
JASON: Hmmm.



"Would you believe I escaped from the clutches of Jason Voorhees in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey (Earth)? I did, and I told the psycho masked serial-killer zombie I was roasting marshmallows and in my nurse-uniform and hat and mask simply to get-away from it all (Chicago Hope). He just wandered away, and I had to conclude (somehow) that his mother was a nurse or somehow medically knowledgeable, and he pitied me (someway). I adapted the ordeal of the Pine Barrens in Summer-'26 into a painting-complemented cyber-story, which is what this is for Blue Planet Earthlings...for doubt."



PSYCHIATRIST: This is really something, lady.
ANA: Lady-Hawk: The Adventures of a Nurse and First-Contact with Hell.
PSYCHIATRIST: You're getting the Pulitzer it seems, Ana lady.
ANA: I've earned it...and the lamb-curry I enjoy now (quietly) on Saturdays.
PSYCHIATRIST: Life's a b***h...like Friday the 13th, nurse lady (ha).
ANA: Sure...Facebook-like.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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