The-Harley-Quinn: Gotham Museum Diamond Exhibit Quiz/Page

The-Harley-Quinn: Gotham Museum Diamond Exhibit Quiz/Page

A Story by Abishai100
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Bad doll Harley-Quinn (psychologist-turned-terrorist) chats with Gotham football-blogger (Amlan) about gems, museums, and (American) quicksand.

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Harley Quinn portrait injected in-between my Green Hornet fanfic. Happy Spring, all 
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HARLEY-QUINN: Believe I was a football fan for Super Bowl diamond-ads, fool?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm just an (American) athletics fan on any given Sunday, ok!
HARLEY-QUINN: I've spread the likeness of my Selfie in studio-sculpted figurines.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're a real doll, sure.
HARLEY-QUINN: Believe I was a psychologist, fool?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm just an Ivy-League schooled Gothamite NFL-writer, doll.
HARLEY-QUINN: This new Gotham Museum diamond-exhibit is to be destroyed.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Just because of some football-ads of gems on TV in Gotham?
HARLEY-QUINN: Catch me if you can, Mister Microphone (Facebook-like).



'The Harley Quinn' used to be Dr. Harleen Quinzel, respected Gotham Hospital psychologist and brain-lady of good things before she snapped and turned to the dark side of the mind; and now she plotted to destroy the new city-museum diamond-exhibit just because of some (very-loose) football-TV ads link/bond which she found corruptible for new-century Blue Planet capitalism vanities like conflict-zone gems circulations for smugglers/rogues (Facebook-like).



HARLEY-QUINN: You're a fan of the Statue of Liberty, Mister Microphone.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm just a Slovak-Algerian Catholic 2nd-gen immigrant of USA!
HARLEY-QUINN: You sure plastered that 9/11-graphic for your Sunday-NFL post!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Let's say I'd like Statue of Liberty things for patriot-dolls, ok.
HARLEY-QUINN: When the diamond exhibit is gone, folks shall see capitalism-art.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're no mannequin, Harley Quinn; but I value your brain.
HARLEY-QUINN: Whatever, Gotham football-fan man (Facebook-like).



Mr. Amlan Satan, Gotham City resident/patriot, decided to unwind, post-chat with the unnerving Harley Quinn over-email, with a 'cool' world-exchanges reflection zesty/wonderful Pho (noodles-soup) bowl and thought incompletely (perhaps) why the modern American Homeland seemed to half-cater to dark ming intentionality 'things' of terrorism and piracy and bad capitalism paranoia in a new-century of Blue Planet quiz ditches (for all).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on April 9, 2026
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