Football: Field of Dyskinesia

Amlan and Marcus, sharp-sleuths of Florida, assigned to a terrorism/NFL case, must decode the mind-warp of a hockey-masked blogging dark-lady with IQ-for-halftime.

A 'bright' NFL crime-detective fiction for your pre-weekend. Happy Spring, all 

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AMLAN: We're assigned to this rather-dark case of NFL-fence work for defense.

MARCUS: As your ally-cop on this detective-hunt for the terrorist-lady, I concur.

AMLAN: The hockey-masked woman blogging anonymously hates the Bucs-team.

MARCUS: She doesn't seem to be a fan of Florida, gators, or Bucs-NFL media, pal.

AMLAN: We must detangle her agenda, her volition, and her will to make Hell.

MARCUS: Facebook-like, pal (for doubt).

Amlan and Marcus had become 'fantastic' American Homeland detective-cops assigned to a dark case in the Orange-State (of Florida) concerning a blogging hockey-masked woman claiming she was inspired by anti-NFL imagery in cinema to craft a special dark reading of sports-fields explosions for anti-network(s) 'consciousness' for Blue Planet anti-cinema (for doubt).

MASKED-WOMAN: Maybe you like hockey more than football, detectives.

AMLAN/MARCUS: What do you want (or need) here, hockey-girl?

MASKED-WOMAN: When Bucs-Sunday arrives and rivalry is pitch, you'll hear it.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We're assigned to track you here, and this email-chat is eerie.

MASKED-WOMAN: You're the Orange (state) heroes for Florida-fence defense, eh?

AMLAN/MARCUS: You're just an ice-hockey 'universe' drawn masked terrorist, eh?

MASKED-WOMAN: Detectives, I'm (merely) the harlequin of ink; you can catch.

AMLAN/MARCUS: Can we (Facebook-like)?

What did the 'Hockey-Woman' want (with Orange/state NFL media and cheers)? Amlan and Marcus, sharp detectives assigned to the case, linked her terrorism-word(s) with a special Halftime-show bond with some diamond-company for American Homeland capitalism 'ethos' for doubt (wow). When Halftime came on-field, Amlan rushed into the program and snatched the giant-diamond being showcased, knowing it was the time when the terrorist-woman would surface (and she did). Marcus spotted her hidden from a distance and tranquilizer her with his dart-gun...and she was taken to treatment for criminal-insanity (wow).

PSYCHIATRIST: Diamonds are forever.

TERRORIST: I hate America/Americans, doctor.

PSYCHIATRIST: Then, you did not like the sharp-sleuths who snatched ya.

TERRORIST: I blended football with hockey for a gem-commerce helmet, doctor.

PSYCHIATRIST: All's 'fare' in TV-and-oculus, yeah?

TERRORIST: Facebook-like (for 'American' quiz/Sunday).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)