Exorcist: Echelon-Font

Exorcist: Echelon-Font

A Story by Abishai100
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Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American NFL-blogger, is recruited by his Echelon-priest to aide in an exorcist-case involving some rather strange Earthling queasy expressions (fanfic).

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Exorcist fanfic injected in-between my James Bond adaptation/trilogy. Thanks for reading, 
DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to the referenced media/franchise of inspiration and all images/references used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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FATHER MERRIN: You're in prime numbered 'stance' to explore this lady-mind!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Father, I'm just a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American NFL-fan.
MERRIN: Amlan, you know our case, and our Echelon-lady 'caged' for treatment!
AMLAN: Yes, Danica the woman found in clown-costume ranting about terrorism.
MERRIN: She claims she was 'told' by the Devil to become a clown for anti-NFL.
AMLAN: What 'possessed' you, Father Merrin, to dream I'm your aide here/now?
MERRIN: Amlan, Danica's predisposition makes her right for chat with an NFL-fan!
AMLAN: Just an everyday-American, like me, for chatting with a possessed-lady?
MERRIN: You're a 2nd-gen immigrant, and I like/trust you; Danica talks to you.
AMLAN: Father, I happened to visit you when she was with you and she liked me!
MERRIN: Trust me, my son...Amlan Satan, you're my right-aide for this case.
AMLAN: An American NFL-fan and blogger-become-exorcist-aide (wow).
MERRIN: Facebook-like!



"Amlan Satan was 'recruited' to aide his local Echelon-town Catholic priest (Father Merrin) in an exorcism-like 'condition' concerning a 'caged' clown-costumed (American) lady (Danica) who claimed she'd found anti-circus 'hyperbole' for anti-NFL 'hyperbole' because of the motivation(s) of the Devil himself. Amlan vanished following accepting the task-request of Merrin...and this is (really/actually) Amlan's story (too). Follow along, friends (Selfie-like)."



DANICA: There you are, young man of Echelon-town (hello).
AMLAN SATAN: Right...look, Danica...I really dunno why Father Merrin asked me.
DANICA: Because I like you, man!
AMLAN SATAN: Father Merrin revealed to me your anti-disposition for NFL-art.
DANICA: You see Merrin still allows me to sit in this treatment-center costumed!
AMLAN SATAN: A little baby-girl clown of Echelon-town for an anti-NFL frown?
DANICA: Merrin explained you'd become a 'quite-special' NFL-word crafter, man.
AMLAN SATAN: That I have, Danica...but you're a clown moved by the Devil, eh?
DANICA: The fallen-angel Lucifer/Satan (the Devil) chose me for NFL-malady.
AMLAN SATAN: You believe the NFL has sickness; and I've magic NFL-blog art?
DANICA: What do you believe, Amlan Satan (Facebook-like)?
AMLAN SATAN: I believe you're 'possessed' by an Earthling sense of alienation.
DANICA: I'm not an alien, Amlan Satan...just a clown-girl, poking NFL-fun (ha).
AMLAN SATAN: That's eerie (Selfie-like).



"Friends, Amlan Satan vanished after the tragedy of Danica's apparent suicide inside her treatment-center supervised by Father Merrin (himself) in Echelon (wow). No one knew why, but Merrin told the media and journalists that there'd be some potential energy of thought for a double-tragedy concerning Amlan's broken-heart, having become somewhat/rather close to Danica ('the anti-NFL clown-girl of Echelon'); and he suggested Amlan Satan flew to Brussels to manage a waffle-restaurant discreetly and quietly...perhaps to forget about (all) things quickening for the Catholic-spirit (ok)."

FATHER MERRIN: Danica's suicide wasn't your fault!
AMLAN SATAN: She whispered something to be during our final-chat, Father.
FATHER MERRIN: Pray tell, my son (Selfie-like).
AMLAN SATAN: "Americans like NFL-TV but slander eco-capitalism, no?"
FATHER MERRIN: That's a revelation...but what's your (next) move here, my son?
AMLAN SATAN: Belgian-waffles capitalism to forget NFL-Draft (Selfie-like).
FATHER MERRIN: Good.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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