Me, Me and Me

Let's surface the depth of poetry and lighten the day with a little humour (this was actually last years school project about the things I love.)

  Oh, the gift of giving. How wonderful such a simple task can be. Let's not forget the excitement of falling in love, and how great something so minuscule as learning something new can be. These three things, the gift of giving, falling in love, and learning, are my three passions; and in an interesting and amazing way, they all lead back to one epic being: me.

First off, giving, When I find and excellent gift that just seems so perfect, and I know for a fact, will bring a heartwarming smile to ones face, I must buy it. When I give this gift to that special someone, a smile forms on my perfect lips. Why? Well, of course, because the gift is in my hands. I've only invited these unpopular people to my home so that they can watch me open my awe-inspiring gift and cry at how wonderful I am.

I've fallen in love several times, but for some odd reason, it never felt right. It was as if I couldn't find that special someone to share the rest of my life with. Then, a vision came to me. In this vision, I saw that person. Incredible, joyous, vividly perfect. This person, that I have now devoted my life to, is me. I've never been happier. In fact, I allow myself to spoil myself just to make myself happy. Who needs peasants as lovers anyway?

The last, but certainly not least, is learning. I am an avid reader, and I find great satisfaction in teaching myself magnificent facts that no one else will ever know. If anything disgusts me more, it is sharing what rightly belongs to me. The love of my life also enjoys my readings. I believe that I know more than any other being, simply because they share their thoughts, and I do not. Those mere beings are incredibly stupid if you ask me. Of course, I already know you'll ask me because I am above you, but, as you now know, you will not know by means of me.

In conclusion, the three things I have just mentioned are the three things that are most important to me. I am overwhelmed with joy when give things to myself, I cannot help but fall in love with myself and of course, I am beautified by all the things I know. Vanity is of the utmost importance, and I have developed that quality more than any other being. Thank you for listening to my awesome speech. Wait... That means you've learned things from me. No, scratch everything above! You may know nothing about me you insolent creature!  

Reviews

[Pax]

the ending made me smiles..aha!!!
the most important of all that is learning... never stop learning, your never too young or too old to learn as long as you have your heart and brian intact then your all set....

[AleyshaRosa]

Haha no kidding. All just a bundle of humor for a class project. Everyone else wrote very poetic, meaningful essays. "F**k it." I came up with this.
Hehe
Thanks, Pax

[MOON]

Ha ha interesting , bit cynical in the end but self affirming write.

[AleyshaRosa]

Haha
Oh how I love satire

[RachelReaper]

ah, this is nice and gives people a better sense of you.

[AleyshaRosa]

Haha, oh the joy of sarcasm. =D

[thisis2]

The title with the photo, minus the description, made me think this was going to be about some kind of sinister spilt personality thing hahaha

[AleyshaRosa]

Hehe, almost =P
I don't know, I typed "grin" into google and that's the pic I got. Couldn't resist.

[NathanBlackie]

Haha very fun, and interesting.

[AleyshaRosa]

=D was alot of fun to write

[Gina]

Um.... OK? I really don't know how to react to that one...

[AleyshaRosa]

React with a giggle. Satire, my friend. Satire =D

[Gina]

I know, it's just... I dunno, abstarct?

[AleyshaRosa]

To the greatest extent

[Gina]

Yeah...