Dear Mr Grey

This shades of grey I had to read

I know it's bad and really sad

but after all the hype, how could I not?

see what the fuss was all about

 

I cringed and crawled through ever page

and now I hear it comes to stage

or screen I do not care young Mr Grey

you definitely won't see me there!

 

Fifty shades of crap more like

EL James please take a hike

for if I hear one more time

"how his grey eyes met mine"

I really think I'll vomit.

Author's Note

This is rather tongue in cheek, and sorry rhyme is not my speciality ! lol

Reviews

[several thousand]

Laughing my head off. Great ode to the most overrated book ever!