The Cat

Another silly one

THE CAT

 

Stupid cat!
you can't go up the tree like that!
Up is bad
but what is worst,
you cannot get yourself reversed.
In other words-
you're out of luck.
Stupid cat!
you're always stuck!

Ah, me.
How many times I've tried
to save that dummy fuzzball's hide...
I get'em to the ground and then
he goes right up the tree again.
The problem is the length of stay-
you don't come down within a day.
Instead, you numbskull furry freak,
you stay up in the tree a week.

Stupid cat!
It isn't right
to keep the neighbors up at night
howling 'til they reason that
I constantly abuse my cat.

Cats are catatonic nerds...
STAY OUT OF TREES...THEY'RE FOR THE BIRDS!!!