Math Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!

What is the butterfly's favorite subject in school?Mothematics.

How do you make seven even?Subtract the "S."

What did the triangle say to the circle?"You're pointless."

How are a dollar and the moon similar?They both have four quarters.

What is a math teacher's favorite season?SUMmer.

What's a swimmer's favorite math?Dive-ision.

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?Because it was over 90 degrees.

What is a bird's favorite type of math?Owl-gebra.

Which tables do you not have to learn?Dinner tables. 

What did the acorn say when it grew up?Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I'm a tree!) 

Teacher: Why are you turning in a blank sheet of paper?Student: Because all my answers are imaginary numbers. 

Student One: I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.Student Two: She must be plotting something.

What is a math teacher's favorite snake?A pi-thon. 

What did the zero say to the eight?Nice belt! 

What do you call an empty parrot cage?A polygon. (A Polly gone.)

What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?Pi in the sky.

Why was the equal sign so humble?He knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else. 

Why doesn't anybody talk to circles?Because there's no point!

What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?tangent. (A tan gent.)