Biology jokes

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

They had no chemistry.

 What did the cell say when he ran into the table?

Mitosis!

 Why wouldn't the scientist go into the haunted house?

He was too petrified.

 Why didn't anyone want the biologist's new book?

It was a hard cell.

 What does a biologist tell you when you have to give blood?

B positive!

 Why did the woman break up with the biologist?

He was too cell-fish.

 Where did the viruses go?

They flu away.

What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F?

Biodegraded.

 Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

They're allowed to wear genes to work.

 What do biologists post on Instagram?

Cell-fies.

 Why aren't students allowed in the biology teachers' lounge?

It's for staph only.

 What do you call an organic compound with an attitude?

A-mean-o acid.

Why do biologists like to travel?

It makes them more cultured.

 What do hipster biologists wear?

Skinny genes.

 Why did the scuba diver fail biology?

He was below "C" level.

How does a marine biologist end a conversation?

Sea you later!

 Why was the amoeba sad?

His parents just split.

 Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide.

Why was the mushroom so popular?

He was a real fungi.

 What did the femur say to the patella?

I kneed you.