PEE

Just a little fun one that I'm sure most men can relate to. Hope it makes you laugh out loud, but I'll settle for a chuckle.

It's really hard to pee

when you've got an erection

it really could go

in any direction

all over the seat and floor

and none in the bowl

down your trouser leg

dampening your soul

sometimes it doesn't happen

and nothing comes out

so you try to force it more

"C'mon !!" you scream and shout

I just want to pee

nothing could be simpler

so now it sprays everywhere

just like a garden sprinkler

showered by your pee

I hope nobody knows

time for a shower I think

and maybe a change of clothes

Reviews

[MAD ENGLISHMAN]

Not bad, not bad at all.
Thanks for entering the contest.

[Goat]

Hahaha! This made me laugh so hard! This is a great funny little poem, it's a little inappropriate but I think that's what makes it so funny! Nice write!

[Woody]

haha. relate? definitely. a fun poem that the ladies might not get.