Peter’s Strange Journey: A Tale of Wings, Creepers, and Chaos

Hello, my name is Peter. I’m Alloromantic and Allosexual. I don’t have many friends, and that’s okay. I do know a few people, such as James, Sara, Xia, Fola, and Steven, to name a few. Steven is my own brother, though.

One day, Steven and I were walking, bugging each other like brothers do. Suddenly, he found an odd pair of wings. Without hesitation, he put them on. Meanwhile, I found a weird creeper head and placed it on my own head.

Suddenly, I felt myself starting to change. Steven’s hair fell out, making way for two mushrooms sprouting from his scalp. My skin grew more and more lime green.

My arms became stick-thin; my fingers disappeared. My legs turned into thick lime-colored rectangles. Steven’s legs, on the other hand, became stick-thin with two oval-like feet, while his arms suffered the same fate as mine.

Then, something strange happened, we both began to feel more like... sisters? Steven’s body grew more and more toasted bread-like, while mine grew even lime-er than before.

Then the mind-altering began.

Were we even human anymore? I studied humans; sometimes my sister comes with me just for the hell of it. I felt like I was aroace now, and also autistic. I discovered I could do a Four voice. My sister does Two’s.

When we snapped out of our daze, the males who caused this transformation were erased, and me and Shroast were back to ourselves!

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Just then, four humans appeared: James, Sara, Xia, and Fola. My poor sis was so scared she jumped right into the air, her Elytra wings fluttering through the breeze.

I teleported Shroast and myself back to our hangout, waiting for everyone else to return.

Meanwhile, with Xia and the others...

Weird necklace things appeared in front of me.

I took the X one, my name starts with an X. Sam took the S, James took J, and Fola took Four.

Sam and I wore ours first.

We both began to lose hair. I grew two RYB yellow nubs on my head, while Sam gained a dark green one.

My arms turned canary yellow, my ring and middle fingers fusing into one; Sam’s arms turned dark green too.

My legs became RYB yellow, my toes gone. Sam’s legs suffered the same fate as her arms, fingers and toes gone.

We heard cracking, our bodies were shifting.

Mine became an X, Sam’s became an S.

My height dropped to 4’7, while Sam’s rose to 6’0.

"W- WHU- where..." I muttered weakly, my voice changing too.

"W- WHU... where... where..."

"Where... where... where's..."

My voice grew higher and more masculine.

"W- where's... my friend...?" I muttered.

"Xia?" Fola asked.

"Y- yes...?" I asked back.

"A- are you alright?" she asked, extending a hand.

"I- I'm fine..." I whimpered.

"You don't seem fine, X," she stated.

"Fola?" I asked.

Sam stared at me.

"Xia, you're hallucinating," Sam tried to say, but I couldn’t hear her over Fola.

"W- who are you...?" I asked her.

"Not a her anymore!" the thing cheered.

"Then...?" I asked.

"I go by he/they now. Also, name’s Four!" the entity cheered.

"I- I’m Xia..." I whimpered.

"No! You’re X! You're so silly!" Four said in a sing-song way.

"N- No... I- ow..." I squeaked.

"X! Snap out of it!" Four yelled.

"I- I’m... EEEEE..."

"E- EEEECCC... EECCCKKKK... EEECCCKKKKS?" I whimpered.

"Yes! That's you! Former BFB cohost and a best friend of me!" Four cheered again.

"F- FEEEEEEHHH..."

"FOOOOOAAAA..."

"Four...?" I asked, snapping out of my daze, but he was gone.

"W- where did you go? I need you..." I whimpered.

Suddenly,

"J?" a second, deeper-pitched voice asked.

"S?" I asked.

"Oh! Hey X, my fellow cohost!" S cheered.

"Hi!!" I greeted, when two very scary things approached us.

"What the heck did you do to Xia?!" the female one asked.

"Who?" I asked back, confused.

She grabbed me very quickly.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHH! What the heck are you doing?!" I screamed.

"This is for killing Xia!" She yelled before throwing me across the room.

"O- ow... that hurt..." I whimpered.

"Good," she replied.

She then high-fived a male thing.

"M- my friend won’t like this..." I muttered.

"Four?" S asked.

"Yeah, him..." I replied.

Sam and I whimpered, we were so scared...

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Those things were so weak; me and James could throw them away easily.

But then I felt a strange tingling in my arm. It began to itch.

I itched and itched, but it wouldn’t stop.

Suddenly, picton blue appeared on my arms, spreading so fast I could barely see it.

My fingers became sharp, like daggers, meant to protect someone, but who?

Meanwhile, James had dark purple spreading on his arms, legs, and body.

"REEEEEEEE! M-make it end!" he screamed.

"James?" I asked.

"N-no... I’m not James..." he muttered.

"..."

"I- I’m she/they now... and plus I..."

"I!"

"I’m J!" the dark purple J announced.

"J! You’re here!" the dark green S cheered.

"Good to see ya, my dark green friend!" J cheered.

J was 5’1, while S was 6’0.

My hair fell out, making room for two top nubs and one side nub.

My body was now curious blue.

"E- EYAH..." I whispered.

"Hello?" a small voice asked.

"X- Xia...?" I asked.

"Who’s that?" the thing replied.

It was 4’7, small and innocent.

My height grew until I was a full four and 5’7 in height.

"W- who are you?" I asked the RYB yellow thing.

"Oh, uhm... I’m X!" It cheered.

"H- Hi X... that’s a nice name for someone like you..." I said weakly.

Suddenly, I began to cough a lot.

"E- EEEYAAAHHH... what is happening...?" I asked myself.

My voice lost the accent. I had a deep-pitched, nasally American accent now.

I gasped.

"M- my voice..."

"My voice!! EEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAH! What the hell happened to my voice?!"

"Okay... this is a weird dream, Fola. Remember yourself..."

"Ok, I’m a... human? Wait no, that sounds wrong. I was never human, right?"

I thought for a few minutes.

"Nope, was never a human."

My memories began to alter themselves.

James became J.

Sam was S.

Xia was now a best friend, X.

Tessa was Two.

I hated Two.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAH..." I weakly screeched.

"Hey! No more screechy!" a high-pitched masculine voice said.

"E- EEEEECC..."

"EEECCKKKK...."

"EEEEEEEEEECCCCKKKSSSSS..." I muttered.

"BRI’ISH spawn INIT!!" a British voice suddenly said.

Suddenly, I heard a high-pitched scream.

"E- ECCCCKKKKKSSSSSS??" I asked weakly.

"Help!" a high-pitched voice cried.

"E- EC- ECK-"

"..."

Suddenly, I snapped out of my daze. I, Four, have returned!

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!! EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAH!"

I ran like ever-loving hell until I caught up.

"Help!" the voice cried again.

I knew that voice, the high-pitched, masculine voice, my former cohost.

"I’m here!" I announced, sing-song like.

"You’re back!" my favorite letter cheered.

Brief pause.

"Now, uhm... can you save me from Two, please?" he asked.

"I got ya, bud," I reassured him.

"Thanks, Foury..." he muttered.

"No problem..." I said back, giving him exactly seven head pats.

He giggled softly. He’s so adorable.

Anyway!

So I zapped Two like the superior host I am.

"Thank you!" my cohost said before tackling me in a hug.

"Missed me a lot, hm?" I asked.

"Yeah. I did," he replied, his canary yellow arms wrapped around me.

I gave him another seven pats just because he deserved it.

"I’m glad you’re here..." he said.

"I know," I said while carefully getting him off me so I didn’t accidentally hurt him.

I put my former cohost onto the floor carefully before sitting on the floor myself.

"Sup peeps," a lime green creeper said, walking in.

"Hi Slay3r!" X said, smiling.

"Hey!" Slay3r smiled, walking in with Shroast.

"Hello!"

"Shroast!" X said.

"Hi X," Shroast said, her orange eyes bright with S-shaped pupils.

"Hey," Slay3r teased.

"You too," Shroast replied.

"Hey, did you guys miss me?" Four asked playfully.

"Only a little," Shroast teased back.

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Slay3r, Shroast, Irish the dragon, and Ruse jump on a Discord-like platform, BlockCall.

Irish: [in X’s voice] “Heyyy guys! What’s the tea today?”

Slay3r: [in Four’s voice] “Not much, just taking down Skirret Green pests. You?”

Shroast: [in Two’s voice, with a fake British accent] “You’re just a Curious Blue colored pest yourself!”

Slay3r: “Oh please, at least I know what two plus two is, you Skirret Green piece of garbage!”

Ruse: [high pitched, energetic] “Y’all are wild today! Is it chaos or just another Tuesday?”

Irish: “Same thing, really.”

Slay3r: “Honestly, I love it. Hey Ruse, wanna team up for a prank later?”

Ruse: “Absolutely! Let’s shake things up.”

Shroast: [slightly softer British accent] “Don’t forget to keep it playful, or I’ll have to turn up the green wrath!”

Slay3r: “Bring it on, Skirret. Curious Blue doesn’t back down.”

They all laugh and keep chatting in character, the friendly chaos making their bond stronger.

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The End