The Teacher and the Lawyer

Ryming Couplet

See the chirping of the teacher,
I think he's angry at the beacher.

He finds it hard to see the lake,
Overshadowed by the impatient scotch pancake.

Who is that slithering near the zebra?
I think she'd like to eat the libra.

She is but a plump lawyer,
Admired as she sits upon a multiemployer.

Her brainy car is just a bottle,
It needs no gas, it runs on crottal.

She's not alone she brings a squirrel,
a pet rhinoceros, and lots of kuril.

The rhinoceros likes to chase a lobster,
Especially one that's in the mobster.

The teacher shudders at the warm bats
He want to leave but she wants the mats.