Coca-Cola: A National Geographic Discovery

In its natural state, Coca-Cola is docile until attacked, when
it will spray sweet liquid on the predator. It has many foes, such as:

Teens
Children
Parents
Movie-goers
 
Yet it is often found and eaten. It does many things to protect itself.
It may 'accidentally' tip over when frightened, or disguise itself as the
less popular Pepsi or Dr. Pepper. Still, even with its most creative
attempts, its foes still find it.

In the wild, it stays in packs of 5-23 other cans. Sadly, many packs have
been taken into captivity, where rings are put tightly around their middles
and the cans are put into boxes. They are then sold to people who take them
to houses, where they will not be fed or allowed to roam around.