Personal Ads Bop

I wrote this to make people laugh when they read my POF profile. I was feeling a little manic. Besides, it's polite to let people know in advance what kind of a dork I am.

When I'm on that master kilter,
I'm a walking Instagram filter!
Need a profile picture, but not a sad one?
Just add me, it'll look more fun!
You might think I'll waste your time,
But I'm one more thing you can do online!

Author's Note

I know, I know, contractions in a poem. Trust me, I know. My retort: If you can't break a few poetry rules once in a while, your dating life is doomed. Trust me, I know.